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Corporal Upham #1 Posted 03 January 2016 - 10:47 PM

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I took a noob crew out in my Pz 38H hoping to rack up some Winter Warfare IX 3X XP. This guy in a T2 Medium, with all of 33 battles under his belt, thwarted my plans in the most heroic and glorious way.

 

From the north spawn I chugged up toward the center of Mines where a green kept blocking my shots. I just moved in front of him. Problem solved, problem staying solved. I maneuvered around the center rock formation getting kill after kill until I noticed we were getting flanked from the encounter town side. That took a lot of work but I narrowed it down to a red 38H, T57 arty, and T2 Medium against me standing alone.

 

The 38H put up a hell of a fight. Arty dropped on me and I had to put my back against the cliff, which then put the 38H out of sight toward our base circle. I had to charge him before the medium showed up. I did, and we circled around a rock until he faced me and I put a kill shot through his view port for kill number 8.

 

Just then, a wild T57 arty appeared from the town. My untrained crew was slow to notice it and while I turned my gun I realized he had a lot of time to lay his gun. I took a snap shot for kill number 9, leaving only the T2 Medium.

 

I never noticed him all game and saw he had 0 kills, so I figured he was AFK in the base. I headed on over with 14 standard rounds and a handful of HE, thinking about dumping them to get a Fadin's medal.

 

Just then, our hero appeared behind me from the encounter town, catching my slow tank in the open. I turned and to my horror saw a full red health bar. He killed my low health 38H with one shot.

 

I looked at the stats. That was the only shot he landed all game, 1 of 39. One hit, one pen, 20 damage, for the win. Congratulations noob tanker, you camped the base firing ineffectively the entire game, but when the battle was on the line, you came out and took care of business.

 

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Lines ground to tier 10: E5, E4, E3, T57, XM551, T92, E50M, BC25t, T-100 LT, T-62, 140, IS7, 183, CAX


AnonymousHobo69 #2 Posted 03 January 2016 - 10:49 PM

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dirty seal clubber

NAGROID #3 Posted 03 January 2016 - 11:24 PM

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naming and shaming, WG pls ban like you banned me. 


Corporal Upham #4 Posted 04 January 2016 - 12:11 AM

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View PostNAGROID, on 03 January 2016 - 03:24 PM, said:

WG pls ban like you banned me. 

 

What are you, 9 years old?


Lines ground to tier 10: E5, E4, E3, T57, XM551, T92, E50M, BC25t, T-100 LT, T-62, 140, IS7, 183, CAX


NAGROID #5 Posted 04 January 2016 - 12:23 AM

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View PostCorporal Upham, on 03 January 2016 - 09:11 PM, said:

 

What are you, 9 years old?

 

not quite, read the rules, naming and shaming isn't allowed. 


x Papadox #6 Posted 04 January 2016 - 12:27 AM

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Great to see noobs getting revenge on seal clubbers. If you're going to play tier three or lower and is a decent player with several thousand battles, at least play it in a tank that requires skill to play well. That's my philosophy on it.

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Corporal Upham #7 Posted 04 January 2016 - 12:55 AM

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View PostNAGROID, on 03 January 2016 - 04:23 PM, said:

read the rules, naming and shaming isn't allowed. 

My gamer name is a fictional movie character, an American soldier, not a Waffen SS, Nazi, or any of the prohibited names in the rules.

 

View PostYoUr PaPaDoX, on 03 January 2016 - 04:27 PM, said:

Great to see noobs getting revenge on seal clubbers. If you're going to play tier three or lower and is a decent player with several thousand battles, at least play it in a tank that requires skill to play well. That's my philosophy on it.

So instead of training this 50% German crew with the best possible crew trainer, a tier II premium, I should play the worst possible tank? Brilliant. You are as good as philosophy as nagroid is at reading comprehension.

 

 


Lines ground to tier 10: E5, E4, E3, T57, XM551, T92, E50M, BC25t, T-100 LT, T-62, 140, IS7, 183, CAX


NAGROID #8 Posted 04 January 2016 - 12:58 AM

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View PostCorporal Upham, on 03 January 2016 - 09:55 PM, said:

My gamer name is a fictional movie character, an American soldier, not a Waffen SS, Nazi, or any of the prohibited names in the rules.

 

So instead of training this 50% German crew with the best possible crew trainer, a tier II premium, I should play the worst possible tank? Brilliant. You are as good as philosophy as nagroid is at reading comprehension.

 

 

You named and shame that helpless noob, I'm not talking about your username or IGN. 



Corporal Upham #9 Posted 04 January 2016 - 01:02 AM

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You asked WG to ban me for a rule that you made up. Go crawl back under your rock.

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x Papadox #10 Posted 04 January 2016 - 01:05 AM

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View PostCorporal Upham, on 03 January 2016 - 07:55 PM, said:

My gamer name is a fictional movie character, an American soldier, not a Waffen SS, Nazi, or any of the prohibited names in the rules.

 

So instead of training this 50% German crew with the best possible crew trainer, a tier II premium, I should play the worst possible tank? Brilliant. You are as good as philosophy as nagroid is at reading comprehension.

 

 

Who said anything about worst possible tank? I like to be courteous to others and allow people to play the game with a stronger chance to defeat stronger players, but that's just me. Sorry that I said anything to disrupt your seal clubbing spree, I guess I'll just have to hop in my Cruiser III and meet you out there. :P

 

While you're at it, I think your tampon needs a changin'.


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View PostCorporal Upham, on 03 January 2016 - 10:02 PM, said:

You asked WG to ban me for a rule that you made up. Go crawl back under your rock.

 

Naming and shaming on forums is prohibited. 


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Upham you're a Tootsie Roll.

Corporal Upham #13 Posted 04 January 2016 - 01:57 AM

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View PostAnonymousHobo69, on 03 January 2016 - 05:23 PM, said:

Upham you're a Tootsie Roll.

 

WG please ban for calling me a tractor. I know, he didn't actually call me a tractor, and calling people tractors isn't against your published rules, but making stuff up and getting people banned makes me forget that I am poor excuse for a human being.

Edited by Corporal Upham, 04 January 2016 - 01:58 AM.

Lines ground to tier 10: E5, E4, E3, T57, XM551, T92, E50M, BC25t, T-100 LT, T-62, 140, IS7, 183, CAX






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