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JustAnAce #1 Posted 13 April 2016 - 10:42 AM

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Little Johnny has 15 thousand battles played and isn't particularly good at tanks. Little Johnny loves playing tanks, it is his favorite game at the moment. One day Johnny goes on the world of tanks forums and gets into a fight with a player named Mikey. Now Mikey is a pretty decent player, in fact he is much better than Little Johnny. A few days later as Little Johnny is playing his FV125b 183 he notices that Mikey, whom he now dislikes very much, is on the other team in an E-100! The map is Himmelsdorf standard. Little Johnny see's that Mikey's E-100 is sidescraping in banana road. Johnny thinks to himself, "This is my chance to get this guy back! I have to go kill him..." Sure enough, Little Johnny drives down banana road towards Mikey, heart pounding and hands sweating. Mikey sees the Deathstar rushing him in banana road so he quickly fires a shot at his lower plate and hits him for 750 damage. Little Johnny does not falter, he continues pushing forward until he rams the side Mikey's E-100. Little Johnny says to himself, "I have you now you son of a #@$%$!", aims for the side of Mikey, and shoots his hesh shell while doing 800 damage to Mikey as hesh failed to penetrate the E-100's spaced side armor. Before Little Johnny could feel a sense of disappointment for not doing more damage, a Waffentrager auf E-100 quickly clips him out and sends him back to garage. The yolo attempt failed miserably. Little Johnny threw his tank away and only did 800 damage to Mikey.

 

Johnny is furious, however more determined than ever to get Mikey back. Little Johnny now loads up his "feel good" tank, the T92, with only premium HE. A few one shots later, Little Johnny sees that he is finally matched up against Mikey again. The map is Steppes and Mikey is once again in his E-100. Little Johnny gets the spawn where the train tracks are, so naturally he takes his T92 behind the tracks. Johnny scans the entire map with his aerial view and waits patiently for poor Mikey to be spotted. Naturally, since Mikey is a good player, he takes his E-100 to the front lines and fights Johnny's team head on whilst angling his hull and turret between shots. Little Johnny sees an IS-7 spotted but ignores it. He sees a Waffentrager auf E-100 but as tempting as it is, he ignores it as well. His target is Mikey. A few seconds later, Mikey's E-100 finally shows up! Johnny aims his cursor at Mikey, waits a few seconds to fully aim in, licks his lips, then clicks the fire button and.... A MISS!!! Little Johnny grunts as he only did 600 damage and tracks him! Now Little Johnny drives 5 meters in reverse in order to avoid counter battery and waits patiently for his T92 to reload. Thirty six seconds and a few sandwich bites later, Little Johnny is finally reloaded. So once again, Johnny places his cursor over Mikey, clicks the fire button, and... BOOM!!! One thousand damage and a fire!!! Little Johnny pats himself on the back for such a great shot, as he placed so much effort into that shot. Long story short, Little Johnny holds his shots only for Mikey, because he dislikes him. Eventually, after being outplayed, Mikey's E-100 succumbs to Little Johnny's T92. Little Johnny finally did it, he destroyed his enemy, all while not receiving a single scratch. 

 

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John Arrowsmith #2 Posted 13 April 2016 - 10:51 AM

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At least you admit he outplayed you​  Mikey.:trollface:

Edited by John Arrowsmith, 13 April 2016 - 10:52 AM.

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Doxie48 #3 Posted 13 April 2016 - 10:56 AM

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Lol @ this.

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JustAnAce #5 Posted 13 April 2016 - 11:07 AM

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View PostJohn Arrowsmith, on 13 April 2016 - 02:51 AM, said:

At least you admit he outplayed you​  Mikey.:trollface:

 

Little Johnny is that you? :trollface:

DampRaccooon #6 Posted 13 April 2016 - 11:09 AM

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But he had to lead his shot for Mikey so it's all fair.

John Arrowsmith #7 Posted 13 April 2016 - 11:15 AM

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View PostJustAnAce, on 13 April 2016 - 11:07 AM, said:

 

Little Johnny is that you? :trollface:

 

 Little John's tend to be big people, so been 6,3" with 13's  I will quite happily take the role of little John in the upcoming movie.:P

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JustAnAce #9 Posted 13 April 2016 - 11:34 AM

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View PostJohn Arrowsmith, on 13 April 2016 - 03:15 AM, said:

 

 Little John's tend to be big people, so been 6,3" with 13's  I will quite happily take the role of little John in the upcoming movie.:P

 

you're too good at this game to play Little Johnny :P

John Arrowsmith #10 Posted 13 April 2016 - 11:53 AM

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View PostJustAnAce, on 13 April 2016 - 11:34 AM, said:

 

you're too good at this game to play Little Johnny :P

 

Lol @ to good to be a clicker.

 

 We have so many good videos at how to play well in tanks, it's about time we got some  videos of what players can do between clicks.:trollface:

 

 

The following video is aimed at the real little Johnny, it might help your reflexes whilst clicking.

 


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JustAnAce #11 Posted 13 April 2016 - 11:57 AM

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How dare you post that video!? Do you realize how much better they can get at clicking? Lord have mercy on us... :trollface:

I x SiNz x I #12 Posted 13 April 2016 - 12:00 PM

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Strange, Little Johnny sounds awfully familiar to a guy I know...

 

Ever heard of Long Tom?


 

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http://www.clickerheroes.com/

 

try this as well, I hear it really improves your clicking durability!



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View PostGiddyy, on 13 April 2016 - 12:00 PM, said:

http://www.clickerheroes.com/

 

try this as well, I hear it really improves your clicking durability!

 

is this to help clicking or something to fill in the time.:trollface:

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View PostI x SiNz x I, on 13 April 2016 - 04:00 AM, said:

Strange, Little Johnny sounds awfully familiar to a guy I know...

 

Ever heard of Long Tom?

 

Long Tom is making an appearance in the sequel, "Little Johnny Wants to Watch the World Burn" where Little Johnny meets a fellow in a CGC named Long Tom and they decide to form a tier X arty platoon.

vVMr GoodCatVv #16 Posted 13 April 2016 - 12:18 PM

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View PostJustAnAce, on 13 April 2016 - 12:06 PM, said:

 

Long Tom is making an appearance in the sequel, "Little Johnny Wants to Watch the World Burn" where Little Johnny meets a fellow in a CGC named Long Tom and they decide to form a tier X arty platoon.

 

​its a story of hope, friendship and finally tragedy as they are trolled by a fail platoon of bulldog, tiger and a jumbo.

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View PostvVMr GoodCatVv, on 13 April 2016 - 04:18 AM, said:

 

​its a story of hope, friendship and finally tragedy as they are trolled by a fail platoon of bulldog, tiger and a jumbo.

 

:trollface:

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Life's a b***h.  :trollface:  
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Johnny outplayed Mikey with only one hand! MLG!!

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Mikey should have called tiny Tim. Tiny Tim is a pretty good scout who would have happily killed little Johnny for Mikey.   :)

 

 






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