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I FINALLY ACED THE CACTUS GOBBLER!

Cactus Muncher KV-85 Ace Tonkery KV-85 gobbles more cactus than you XD

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Fasteroid #1 Posted 21 March 2017 - 03:35 AM

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CACTUSES AND TANKLEMEN, 

 

On my fourth game in the KV-85, I managed to Ace IT!!!

 

IT WAS A TIER 7 GAME ON MALINOVKA:

5,000 damage

Killed tier 7 tonks

Carried team by killing two cappers at full health (Both were Rudy's, and the tank sucks)

 

I AM NOW A TRUE CACTUS-ITE!!

 

AS A CELEBRATORY RITUAL, I SHALL NOW SHOVE THE PRICKLIEST CACTUS UP MY VIEW FINDER!!!:deer:

 

 

(If the mods delete this thread, THEY SUPPORT FASCISM!):izmena:

 

 

(jk WG, pls no bully, I am just really happy, pls don't ban like you did to all my other posts:hiding:)


Edited by Fasteroid, 21 March 2017 - 03:56 AM.

"I don't want to be an egotistical scrub lord anymore."- Fasteroid, after amassing 2700 poop points.

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RuefulCenturion #2 Posted 21 March 2017 - 03:37 AM

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Perhaps if you didn't use such 'colorful' metaphors?

 

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Fasteroid #3 Posted 21 March 2017 - 03:43 AM

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View PostRuefulCenturion, on 20 March 2017 - 08:37 PM, said:

Perhaps if you didn't use such 'colorful' metaphors?

 

View PostRuefulCenturion, on 20 March 2017 - 08:37 PM, said:

Perhaps if you didn't use such 'colorful' metaphors?

 

fuel tanks need to be cleaned regardless if I choose to use a paper towel, cloth, or cactus. 

 

Tanking hygiene.


"I don't want to be an egotistical scrub lord anymore."- Fasteroid, after amassing 2700 poop points.

"You picked the wrong house, fool!"- An artillery player after he is cornered by an enemy, who accidentally runs into his line of sight.

"On Russian tanks, the higher the dispersion values, the better the accuracy."- KV-2.

"If it's stupid, but it works, it's not stupid!"-The Mighty Jingles.

 


W 4 L K U R E #4 Posted 21 March 2017 - 03:59 AM

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E D G Y

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TWISTED METAL V #5 Posted 21 March 2017 - 11:28 AM

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I'd ask "why a cactus & how does that relate to KV-85?" But I've seen weirder topics.

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Dyslexsticks #6 Posted 21 March 2017 - 11:31 AM

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You are such a toothbrush bristle.

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VoltaicGrunt #7 Posted 21 March 2017 - 11:51 AM

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View PostFasteroid, on 21 March 2017 - 03:35 AM, said:

CACTUSES AND TANKLEMEN, 

 

On my fourth game in the KV-85, I managed to Ace IT!!!

 

IT WAS A TIER 7 GAME ON MALINOVKA:

5,000 damage

Killed tier 7 tonks

Carried team by killing two cappers at full health (Both were Rudy's, and the tank sucks)

 

I AM NOW A TRUE CACTUS-ITE!!

 

AS A CELEBRATORY RITUAL, I SHALL NOW SHOVE THE PRICKLIEST CACTUS UP MY VIEW FINDER!!!:deer:

 

 

(If the mods delete this thread, THEY SUPPORT FASCISM!):izmena:

 

 

(jk WG, pls no bully, I am just really happy, pls don't ban like you did to all my other posts:hiding:)

 

Thought this was a Brokeback Mountain thing.

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ares-servant #8 Posted 21 March 2017 - 12:35 PM

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What's next, gerbals?

 


 


Dyslexsticks #9 Posted 21 March 2017 - 12:45 PM

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View Postares-servant, on 21 March 2017 - 12:35 PM, said:

What's next, gerbals?

 

My friend had me know that the artist Eminem has good experience with gerbils.

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ares-servant #10 Posted 21 March 2017 - 01:06 PM

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Richard Gere and his pet Raggot come to mind. How he went from Julia Roberts to his pet I'll never know. Never mind, it WAS Julia Roberts after all. Wise choice Richie.

 


 


 





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