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BDaddy Cheno #1 Posted 22 February 2018 - 10:07 PM

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I work with elementary age kids, and right now we are working on poetry, including Haiku.

 

This gave me an idea for a quick forum challenge:

 

Can you come up with a Haiku or even a Limerick about WOT?

 

Examples:

 

H. E. One-Oh-Five

Tee Dee that trolls the red team

Scout spots red tank: derp.

 

or

 

There once was a tanker named Farr

Who finally got the Death Star

He thought t'would be fresh;

To never use "HESH"

Now his crew has gone home in a jar....

 

Disclaimer:  This is just an open invitation to post something "clever."  There are no prizes, and this challenge is not endorsed by WG, WOT, their employees, pets, etceteraetceteralawyerspeakblippitybloppitybloo.......

 

 


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BrogueOne #2 Posted 22 February 2018 - 10:28 PM

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The Enemy’s Red
Your Teammate is Blue
A One Shot by Arty
Demands a F**k You!

Hex Arcana #3 Posted 22 February 2018 - 10:40 PM

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Broke engine and tracks,

Track, fix tracks, not engine, tracks!

repair wheel brings death.



jkblackhawk #4 Posted 22 February 2018 - 11:03 PM

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I got 3 Cats and I cannot lie.. I got tons of tanks too and they're arty I will fry 

if I don't it's do or die.. I hope when I get the arty they will cry..



BDaddy Cheno #5 Posted 22 February 2018 - 11:22 PM

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Great job, so far! Thank you for the responses!
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Very Classy #6 Posted 22 February 2018 - 11:39 PM

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Pixel tank to right of them,
Pixel tank to left of them,
Pixel tank in front of them
   Volleyed and thundered;
Stormed at with prammo shell,
Virtually they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Deathstar memes,
Into the mouth of hell
   Rode the fifteen greens.
 
(With some help from Lord Tennyson)
 


NightOfDeaths #7 Posted 22 February 2018 - 11:59 PM

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You have little choice what lies beyond your fate

Walls coming and closing in on your feet.

The enemies are right at the gate.

An instinct to survive or to go in with certain defeat.

The "team" yells at you with such distaste 

Placing top on the team with such skill

Everyone else went away with haste

 

Kekekek

 

 


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World of Tanks a game where it's 1 versus 29. 15 reds trying to kill you and 14 greens trying to support them. The yellows are your only hope. For signature and stats visit http://wotinfo.net/en/player-stats

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Metalrodent #8 Posted 23 February 2018 - 12:42 AM

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Roses are red

HEAT is blue

Just to say

This one's for you


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There’s a mask upon my face
I can’t live without
So you won’t recognize me
When I am in the crowd


MechanicKarma97 #9 Posted 23 February 2018 - 02:17 AM

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There they were, but a crew of four, serving as witnesses to raging horrors and the seemingly eternal occurrences of war. With overwhelming doubt they drove on, into the petrifying hell that lie ahead, ammunition loaded and a single-pack of cigarettes resting upon a fold-up metal bed. Visualizations of home rampaged through their minds, yet even then, solemn thoughts didn't numb the pain. (Spoiler Alert: The entire crew dies)

Papax 2112 #10 Posted 23 February 2018 - 02:43 AM

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Nibble Nibble at my gold 

Wargaming this nibbling is getting old 

10 for  equip strip and crew skill swap 

when this nibbling ever stop ? 



Dredd1973 #11 Posted 23 February 2018 - 02:57 AM

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Throughout the year updates abound,

One with custom flags came around,

Flags on tanks - thought I was in heaven,

But alas I still can't put one on my Panzerkampfwagen VII.

 


Order in the Chaos


KinkyFascist #12 Posted 23 February 2018 - 04:33 AM

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Around and around you go with your easium

Spot a tank and you load some premium  

Padding your stats and leaving your wallet in a fray

All while denying the waffles are the hardest tanks to play



Otis Z Firefly #13 Posted 23 February 2018 - 08:51 AM

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These are the collected works of Private S. Baldrick.

The German Guns

Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom,

Boom, Boom, Boom,

Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom,

Boom, Boom, Boom


Untitled Second Poem

Hear the words I sing,

War's a horrid thing,

So I sing sing sing...ding-a-ling-a-ling.


Ordo ab Chao.

janesta5 #14 Posted 23 February 2018 - 11:46 AM

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Another snow map loads up

you can hear the players say

War Game why on earth have the best maps gone away

 

Please make your players happy

please don't make us sad

Please return the old maps 

They were the best maps we ever had

 

 

Think that about sums up my poetry talent :trollface:



CatSnipah #15 Posted 23 February 2018 - 12:26 PM

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View PostBrogueOne, on 22 February 2018 - 10:28 PM, said:

The Enemy’s Red
Your Teammate is Blue
A One Shot by Arty
Demands a F**k You!

 

I don't always align with your opinions or attitude towards certain things, but I can 100% get behind this poem. Hahahahaha

BDaddy Cheno #16 Posted 23 February 2018 - 02:27 PM

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View PostOtis Z Firefly, on 23 February 2018 - 08:51 AM, said:

These are the collected works of Private S. Baldrick.

The German Guns

Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom,

Boom, Boom, Boom,

Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom,

Boom, Boom, Boom


Untitled Second Poem

Hear the words I sing,

War's a horrid thing,

So I sing sing sing...ding-a-ling-a-ling.

 

Many a cunning plan, that one!  Wubble!

Edited by BDaddy Cheno, 23 February 2018 - 02:28 PM.

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BDaddy Cheno #17 Posted 23 February 2018 - 03:10 PM

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The Tortoise, it often is said,

Is a grind that fills players with dread.

It's not so much fun

'Til you get the last gun

Then you start an "I LOVE THIS TANK!" thread.


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BDaddy Cheno #18 Posted 23 February 2018 - 03:17 PM

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Tiger, Tiger burning bright!

Dead Eye set your tank alight!

 

(With apologies to William Blake)


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EL3PHANT RID3RS #19 Posted 23 February 2018 - 03:21 PM

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View PostHex Arcana, on 22 February 2018 - 10:40 PM, said:

Broke engine and tracks,

Track, fix tracks, not engine, tracks!

repair wheel brings death.

Love it



BDaddy Cheno #20 Posted 23 February 2018 - 03:21 PM

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Ran T thirty four.

Prokhorovka eighty eight

Radley-Walters, nice!


Edited by BDaddy Cheno, 23 February 2018 - 03:22 PM.

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