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Camelman Fin #21 Posted 14 June 2018 - 09:18 AM

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View PostVKSheridan, on 14 June 2018 - 01:32 AM, said:

 

Call me a sucker but I still do that.  I despise being in a lemming train.  Bouncing shots off dudes who are clueless to your aim, trying to back up to discover you have a “bumper buddy” wanting your corner.  Trying to push through the stalled wad and attack the single bottom tier tank holding all the front guys up.  Not fun for me.

 

Nope, I‘d rather have some distance with that and die from my own stupidity.

 

If I get hit, it’s because I messed up my angle or cover.  If I get overrrun, it’s because I was too slow to relocate and if I stall 8 tanks until the train realizes they’re circling the map for no reason, all the better.  I might not live to the end but it beats dying surrounded by guns that should be killing red versus watch my hull smolder.....

 

PS - I gratefully will accept a similarly insane pal to work the weak side with me.  Solo is suicidal but done with a wingman, it can be a game changer.....

 

just like me, i never go with the lemming, exept if they follow me, but usually not and still on those games that we have lost, because that lemming didnt advance or do anything, i have had more damage done alone on the other side of the map against attleast half of the red team (for some reason those full lemmings ocur only on green team and reds spreads up) than other greens on that lemming and there is times on those losing games that almoust whole lemming has zeros on the board

ralfybaby62 #22 Posted 14 June 2018 - 01:19 PM

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The frustration sets in when I realize that the lemmings on the strong flank are not pushing and just hide behind eachother fearful of getting hit .... 


rarickp1973 #23 Posted 14 June 2018 - 03:39 PM

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View Postx1981 Bengals, on 14 June 2018 - 07:12 AM, said:

 

Im at 51%

 

my noob days of long ago are still dragging me down statistically overall. It takes a long time to bring the numbers up to reflect how you play now. I will continue trending upward...roll out
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rarickp1973 #24 Posted 14 June 2018 - 03:50 PM

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View Postralfybaby62, on 14 June 2018 - 01:19 PM, said:

The frustration sets in when I realize that the lemmings on the strong flank are not pushing and just hide behind eachother fearful of getting hit .... 

 

They look like a pack of monkeys trying to f&$@ a football...it's times like that I become cynical and hope they die.
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JONNYREBELGTX #25 Posted 14 June 2018 - 05:10 PM

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So, it sounds like OP is providing proof screaming and ranting CAN work!



fozfactor #26 Posted 14 June 2018 - 09:37 PM

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View PostBigHundy, on 13 June 2018 - 11:26 AM, said:

Lately i've been running solo and have the game chat volume up, it's giving me some hilarious games lately.

 

The other night I was in my m48 patton on PS4.

Headset off, game volume up.

 

My flank fell on redshire so I retreated back to the base and using the hills

guy comes up on the mic (who is already dead)

 

Who is this joker in the m48 at the base.

Thanks for watching me die blah blah blah

good job team you guys are horrible go back to tier 3

go play minecraft you pleb

on and on

 

then I started using my GD and gun to win the flank.

then moved up to the center hills out spotted their campers

and single handedly won the game for my team

8k combined, 6 kills, class 1.

 

by the end of the game, he was thanking me for clutching it and sending me friend request and party invites

 

I was just laughing.

 

 

I like the way you structure your prose.
 

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