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WarOnTour #1 Posted 16 September 2018 - 08:27 PM

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Last night I had a dream. 

 

I dreamt that many players were leaving WoT console.

 

The remaining players noticed more and more 7v7 lobbies so more players left.

 

The remaining players noticed that mm got weirder and that lights and mediums had no place anymore so they just played heavies, heavily armoured td's and arty.

 

The remaining players got fed up with being bombed from afar in their heavies and td's by arty so more players left.

 

Because every single player that remained played arty, a new "drone" perk was introduced meaning that arty could now see targets as if they were looking down at them from an invisible drone floating 50m above the target even though they were several hundred metres away. Fabulous!

 

As if by magic everyone's win rate was 49.5% so that no feelz were hurt.

 

I invited all the remaining players round to my house for jelly and ice cream but deliberately gave them my ex-wifes address instead.

 

Then I woke up and realised it was just a dream, phew.

 

 

 


 

 


ATHFjman18 #2 Posted 16 September 2018 - 08:43 PM

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It wasn’t a dream and we ate all of your ice cream, cuz your ex-wife told us where you hide it. 

WarOnTour #3 Posted 16 September 2018 - 08:50 PM

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View PostATHFjman18, on 16 September 2018 - 08:43 PM, said:

It wasn’t a dream and we ate all of your ice cream, cuz your ex-wife told us where you hide it. 

 

You're right, it wasn't a dream, it was a nightmare :trollface:

 

 


Sgt Becket FEAR #4 Posted 16 September 2018 - 08:52 PM

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She told us to make sure we left nothing for you.

 

 


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WarOnTour #5 Posted 16 September 2018 - 08:55 PM

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View PostSgt Becket FEAR, on 16 September 2018 - 08:52 PM, said:

She told us to make sure we left nothing for you.

 

 

 

There was nothing left for me even when I was with her. If she ever played tanks she'd be an arty player, 100%.

 


 

 


Sgt Becket FEAR #6 Posted 16 September 2018 - 08:58 PM

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View PostWarOnTour, on 16 September 2018 - 03:55 PM, said:

 

There was nothing left for me even when I was with her. If she ever played tanks she'd be an arty player, 100%.

 

 

Huh...had her pegged as a Waffle player :D

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ATHFjman18 #7 Posted 16 September 2018 - 09:02 PM

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View PostWarOnTour, on 16 September 2018 - 03:55 PM, said:

 

There was nothing left for me even when I was with her. If she ever played tanks she'd be an arty player, 100%.

 

 

View PostSgt Becket FEAR, on 16 September 2018 - 03:58 PM, said:

 

Huh...had her pegged as a Waffle player :D

 

She sounds like a Deathstar fan. 



CyberGopher #8 Posted 16 September 2018 - 10:23 PM

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I dreamt that I turned to liquid.  Then my neighbors dog drank me and whizzed me out on the lawn. My cat was wearing little green shoes and pushing around a shopping cart full of zippo lighters.  For some odd reason he spoke with a heavy British accent.

No tanks though.  Oh well.  Maybe tonight.

 

 

 


pr0fit0fcanabis #9 Posted 16 September 2018 - 11:36 PM

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View PostWarOnTour, on 16 September 2018 - 08:55 PM, said:

 

There was nothing left for me even when I was with her. If she ever played tanks she'd be an arty player, 100%.

 

Might be better than being a Russian "easium" while dating and a type 5 heavy after marriage....



Tankatar #10 Posted 16 September 2018 - 11:44 PM

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I had a dream that my controller was missing an A button and I kept pressing YYYY?

John-berg1995 #11 Posted 17 September 2018 - 05:48 AM

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View PostTankatar, on 16 September 2018 - 11:44 PM, said:

I had a dream that my controller was missing an   X button  and I kept pressing YYYY Triangle, Triangle, Triangle, Triangle?

 



Xenith_Inc #12 Posted 17 September 2018 - 07:21 AM

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View PostWarOnTour, on 16 September 2018 - 08:27 PM, said:

 

The remaining players noticed more and more 7v7 lobbies so more players left.

 

Too many people complaining that it's too hard to get top 5 for points in earn ops, so WG grants their wish to make it easier?


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