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pr0fit0fcanabis #1 Posted 11 October 2018 - 05:41 PM

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They ruin the game.... oh wait .... now I get you WG....:trollface:

 

PS.. pineapple does not belong on a pizza...get rid of it...



John Arrowsmith #2 Posted 11 October 2018 - 05:42 PM

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They already did that with update 4.6.   Update 4.7 is rumoured to finish the job. 

This forum needs the Fake Marine

Snore,   the only person I know of that likes mushy peas in a taco with cinnamon sprinkles. 

 

 

 


VoltaicGrunt #3 Posted 11 October 2018 - 05:54 PM

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View PostJohn Arrowsmith, on 11 October 2018 - 05:42 PM, said:

They already did that with update 4.6.   Update 4.7 is rumoured to finish the job. 

 

After 4.6, even the UNINSTALL button is laggy.

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VKSheridan #4 Posted 11 October 2018 - 05:54 PM

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Looking through the forum, here’s what I got:

 

WG needs to get rid of platoons, YOLO’s, corridors, almost every map, all weather, solos, arty, TD’s, lights, Mercs, Ops, contracts, noobs, uni’s, module damage, Premiums, Prammo, comms, MOE’s, auto-aim, Targeted, 6th Sense, heavies, gold, mediums, clans, campers, current MM, platoon restrictions, several tiers, consumables, perks/skills, caps, timers, Amazon garage, and battle types.

 

Imagine what we would have if WG actually listened to the playerbase.  We’d have a blank screen.

 

Edit:  Forgot to include War Stories, Commander Mode and seasonal tank matches/modes.  My bad.



RUNNINGDUDE1 #5 Posted 11 October 2018 - 06:06 PM

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View PostVKSheridan, on 11 October 2018 - 09:54 AM, said:

Looking through the forum, here’s what I got:

 

WG needs to get rid of platoons, YOLO’s, corridors, almost every map, all weather, solos, arty, TD’s, lights, Mercs, Ops, contracts, noobs, uni’s, module damage, Premiums, Prammo, comms, MOE’s, auto-aim, Targeted, 6th Sense, heavies, gold, mediums, clans, campers, current MM, platoon restrictions, several tiers, consumables, perks/skills, caps, timers, Amazon garage, and battle types.

 

Imagine what we would have if WG actually listened to the playerbase.  We’d have a blank screen.

 

Edit:  Forgot to include War Stories, Commander Mode and seasonal tank matches/modes.  My bad.

You got that right



pr0fit0fcanabis #6 Posted 11 October 2018 - 06:06 PM

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View PostVKSheridan, on 11 October 2018 - 05:54 PM, said:

Looking through the forum, here’s what I got:

 

WG needs to get rid of platoons, YOLO’s, corridors, almost every map, all weather, solos, arty, TD’s, lights, Mercs, Ops, contracts, noobs, uni’s, module damage, Premiums, Prammo, comms, MOE’s, auto-aim, Targeted, 6th Sense, heavies, gold, mediums, clans, campers, current MM, platoon restrictions, several tiers, consumables, perks/skills, caps, timers, Amazon garage, and battle types.

 

Imagine what we would have if WG actually listened to the playerbase.  We’d have a blank screen.

 

Edit:  Forgot to include War Stories, Commander Mode and seasonal tank matches/modes.  My bad.

Nah dude... none of that is a problem...it's the players I tell you.  Prammo is not a problem with no one to shoot it...



Black RL #7 Posted 11 October 2018 - 06:06 PM

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Your wish is granted!

Gotta catch them all! ^^

 

My hateful 4: Food a p2w mechanism, New player experience vs veteran player, Are overpowered premium tanks p2w? and Why World of Tanks can't shake off being perceived as a p2w game. About RNG: RNG affects the outcome of games, here's why.

 

See what happens to your tank in real time when you use equipment, supplies or crew skills in tanks.gg


pr0fit0fcanabis #8 Posted 11 October 2018 - 06:13 PM

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View PostJohn Arrowsmith, on 11 October 2018 - 05:42 PM, said:

They already did that with update 4.6.   Update 4.7 is rumoured to finish the job. 

Fanboy!  There are still players left...  WG has been failing at killing the game for 4 years, why do you think they will succeed with one more update?  :P



John Arrowsmith #9 Posted 11 October 2018 - 06:15 PM

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View Postpr0fit0fcanabis, on 11 October 2018 - 06:13 PM, said:

Fanboy!  There are still players left...  WG has been failing at killing the game for 4 years, why do you think they will succeed with one more update?  :P

 

with how popular 4.6 was update 4.7 needs to be real special to be in the same ball park. 

This forum needs the Fake Marine

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TemplarKnight75 #10 Posted 11 October 2018 - 06:41 PM

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View PostVKSheridan, on 11 October 2018 - 12:54 PM, said:

Looking through the forum, here’s what I got:

 

WG needs to get rid of platoons, YOLO’s, corridors, almost every map, all weather, solos, arty, TD’s, lights, Mercs, Ops, contracts, noobs, uni’s, module damage, Premiums, Prammo, comms, MOE’s, auto-aim, Targeted, 6th Sense, heavies, gold, mediums, clans, campers, current MM, platoon restrictions, several tiers, consumables, perks/skills, caps, timers, Amazon garage, and battle types.

 

Imagine what we would have if WG actually listened to the playerbase.  We’d have a blank screen.

 

Edit:  Forgot to include War Stories, Commander Mode and seasonal tank matches/modes.  My bad.

 

I know I wouldn't listen to this forums feedback very much as a dev

BULLPUPBAKERST1 #11 Posted 11 October 2018 - 06:44 PM

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View PostVoltaicGrunt, on 11 October 2018 - 12:54 PM, said:

 

After 4.6, even the UNINSTALL button is laggy.

 

if it was my company, that button would suspiciously never work

 

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pr0fit0fcanabis #12 Posted 11 October 2018 - 06:50 PM

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View PostBULLPUPBAKERST1, on 11 October 2018 - 06:44 PM, said:

 

if it was my company, that button would suspiciously never work

You mean like malware? 



Addicted2Pron #13 Posted 11 October 2018 - 06:55 PM

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View Postpr0fit0fcanabis, on 11 October 2018 - 06:50 PM, said:

You mean like malware? 

 

Yea like Norton. Have to download a program to uninstall a program :( 



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View PostVKSheridan, on 11 October 2018 - 05:54 PM, said:

Looking through the forum, here’s what I got:

 

WG needs to get rid of platoons, YOLO’s, corridors, almost every map, all weather, solos, arty, TD’s, lights, Mercs, Ops, contracts, noobs, uni’s, module damage, Premiums, Prammo, comms, MOE’s, auto-aim, Targeted, 6th Sense, heavies, gold, mediums, clans, campers, current MM, platoon restrictions, several tiers, consumables, perks/skills, caps, timers, Amazon garage, and battle types.

 

Imagine what we would have if WG actually listened to the playerbase.  We’d have a blank screen.

 

Edit:  Forgot to include War Stories, Commander Mode and seasonal tank matches/modes.  My bad.

 

You forgot one last thing, someone started a thread to get rid of players..

 

The 13. (Tiger) Kompanie, of Panzer Regiment Großdeutschland, reported on the performance of the 88 mm KwK 36 L/56, when their Tigers engaged the T-34: "First round hits were usually achieved at ranges between 800 to 1,000 meters. At these ranges, the Panzer Granate (they are referring to the PzGr. 39 APCBC ammunition) absolutely penetrated through the frontal armor, and usually still destroyed the engine at the rear of the T-34 tank. In 80 percent of the cases, shots from the same range hitting the side of the hull toward the rear of the tank resulted in the fuel tanks exploding. Even at ranges of 1,500 meters and longer, during favorable weather, it is possible to succeed in penetrating the T-34 with minimal expenditure of ammunition" (JENTZ, Thomas L.; Germany's TIGER Tanks - Tiger I and II: Combat Tactics; op. cit.).

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Black RL #15 Posted 11 October 2018 - 07:16 PM

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View PostVKSheridan, on 11 October 2018 - 05:54 PM, said:

Looking through the forum, here’s what I got:

 

WG needs to get rid of platoons, YOLO’s, corridors, almost every map, all weather, solos, arty, TD’s, lights, Mercs, Ops, contracts, noobs, uni’s, module damage, Premiums, Prammo, comms, MOE’s, auto-aim, Targeted, 6th Sense, heavies, gold, mediums, clans, campers, current MM, platoon restrictions, several tiers, consumables, perks/skills, caps, timers, Amazon garage, and battle types.

 

Imagine what we would have if WG actually listened to the playerbase.  We’d have a blank screen.

 

Edit:  Forgot to include War Stories, Commander Mode and seasonal tank matches/modes.  My bad.

 

Sorry but I don’t want the black screen too!


Gotta catch them all! ^^

 

My hateful 4: Food a p2w mechanism, New player experience vs veteran player, Are overpowered premium tanks p2w? and Why World of Tanks can't shake off being perceived as a p2w game. About RNG: RNG affects the outcome of games, here's why.

 

See what happens to your tank in real time when you use equipment, supplies or crew skills in tanks.gg


VKSheridan #16 Posted 11 October 2018 - 07:36 PM

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View PostBlack RL, on 11 October 2018 - 01:16 PM, said:

 

Sorry but I don’t want the black screen too!

 

Dammit.  I forgot to include RNG, updates, advertisements, inverted reverse, draws, reskins, the compass, physics and immovable tanks.  Still looking to see if anyone said get rid of the bunnies.  We might have nothing left but a screen of bunnies but bear with me, still checking......

Black RL #17 Posted 11 October 2018 - 08:07 PM

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View PostVKSheridan, on 11 October 2018 - 07:36 PM, said:

 

Dammit.  I forgot to include RNG, updates, advertisements, inverted reverse, draws, reskins, the compass, physics and immovable tanks.  Still looking to see if anyone said get rid of the bunnies.  We might have nothing left but a screen of bunnies but bear with me, still checking......

 

Now we're talking!


Gotta catch them all! ^^

 

My hateful 4: Food a p2w mechanism, New player experience vs veteran player, Are overpowered premium tanks p2w? and Why World of Tanks can't shake off being perceived as a p2w game. About RNG: RNG affects the outcome of games, here's why.

 

See what happens to your tank in real time when you use equipment, supplies or crew skills in tanks.gg


DrivableBeast35 #18 Posted 11 October 2018 - 08:11 PM

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Actually, if you study the downfall of civilizations, nations, organizations, etc., one of the last things to happen is The Purge. Panic and hysteria has set in and people look for someone to blame, resulting in circular firing squads. I could totally see that happening here.


 


jmabbott1975 #19 Posted 11 October 2018 - 08:19 PM

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Get rid of tanks.

 

Everyone flies through the map in ghost mode for 15 minutes before a draw.

 

There will still be a lot of salty posters.

 

 



CleverJoey1844 #20 Posted 11 October 2018 - 08:38 PM

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My advice. Leave the game as is. Do not nerf anymore tanks. What you create or reskin or sold should not see any nerfing. Players should learn to defeat alias OP tanks. Let players learn to deal with the different physics. 







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