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giaka #81 Posted 13 October 2018 - 08:27 PM

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View PostTocFanKe4, on 13 October 2018 - 12:22 PM, said:

 

Anchovies are meat, and they're traditional Italian.  Pineapple is fruit.  Fruit doesn't belong on pizza.

 

Italians have no idea how pizza should be made. :trollface:

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Pineapple on pizza is disgusting.

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TocFanKe4 #83 Posted 13 October 2018 - 09:37 PM

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View Postgiaka, on 13 October 2018 - 03:27 PM, said:

 

Italians have no idea how pizza should be made. :trollface:

 

I thought you would come back with the "tomatoes are a fruit" argument. :P


 

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The1970Hooper #84 Posted 13 October 2018 - 09:57 PM

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Pineapple is ruining the game, after tier 8 they are the most op on the field.

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View PostTocFanKe4, on 13 October 2018 - 08:22 PM, said:

 

Anchovies are meat, and they're traditional Italian.  Pineapple is fruit.  Fruit doesn't belong on pizza.

And some cultures eat half formed chicks in eggs. It doesn’t mean that all meat is nice.... lol



Jope2209 #86 Posted 14 October 2018 - 12:18 PM

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Anchovies are meat? And Italian?

 

Thought they are fish and swimming freely in seas and oceans.


The 13. (Tiger) Kompanie, of Panzer Regiment Großdeutschland, reported on the performance of the 88 mm KwK 36 L/56, when their Tigers engaged the T-34: "First round hits were usually achieved at ranges between 800 to 1,000 meters. At these ranges, the Panzer Granate (they are referring to the PzGr. 39 APCBC ammunition) absolutely penetrated through the frontal armor, and usually still destroyed the engine at the rear of the T-34 tank. In 80 percent of the cases, shots from the same range hitting the side of the hull toward the rear of the tank resulted in the fuel tanks exploding. Even at ranges of 1,500 meters and longer, during favorable weather, it is possible to succeed in penetrating the T-34 with minimal expenditure of ammunition" (JENTZ, Thomas L.; Germany's TIGER Tanks - Tiger I and II: Combat Tactics; op. cit.).

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haphazird #87 Posted 14 October 2018 - 03:34 PM

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What about pinnapples on tacos?

giaka #88 Posted 14 October 2018 - 03:44 PM

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View PostTocFanKe4, on 13 October 2018 - 01:37 PM, said:

 

I thought you would come back with the "tomatoes are a fruit" argument. :P

 

Bananas.....

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VKSheridan #89 Posted 14 October 2018 - 05:00 PM

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After an exhaustive search of the forum archives, I can say with almost full confidence that nobody has demanded the WG get rid of the icon that has the little tracks rotating around it.

 

Should WG comply with all the “Get Rid Of” demands, we will be left with a color neutral background and a lone icon in the center to stare at while eating our pineapple free pizza.



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View PostVKSheridan, on 14 October 2018 - 05:00 PM, said:

After an exhaustive search of the forum archives, I can say with almost full confidence that nobody has demanded the WG get rid of the icon that has the little tracks rotating around it.

 

Should WG comply with all the “Get Rid Of” demands, we will be left with a color neutral background and a lone icon in the center to stare at while eating our pineapple free pizza.

I object to it being in the center....:trollface:



VKSheridan #91 Posted 14 October 2018 - 05:30 PM

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Good point.  The lower right hand corner isn’t a bad place today so why move it?  Motion sustained.

Chaos v Order #92 Posted 14 October 2018 - 06:40 PM

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View Postpr0fit0fcanabis, on 11 October 2018 - 05:41 PM, said:

They ruin the game.... oh wait .... now I get you WG....:trollface:

 

PS.. pineapple does not belong on a pizza...get rid of it...

 

Never. Pineapple the best thing on pizza since sliced bread. 



DrivableBeast35 #93 Posted 14 October 2018 - 06:46 PM

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View PostChaos v Order, on 14 October 2018 - 10:40 AM, said:

 

Never. Pineapple the best thing on pizza since sliced bread. 

 

Not to be overly literal, but who puts sliced bread on pizza?


 


Chaos v Order #94 Posted 14 October 2018 - 09:02 PM

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Cheese on toast. Sort of pizza

Chaos v Order #95 Posted 14 October 2018 - 09:05 PM

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Good idear. I’ll try pineapple and bread chunks pizza first thing tomorrow. Always like to try new things.

Improved Aus #96 Posted 14 October 2018 - 09:12 PM

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View PostDrivableBeast35, on 14 October 2018 - 06:46 PM, said:

 

Not to be overly literal, but who puts sliced bread on pizza?

I wonder if bread and butter pudding would work on a pizza base?



Jope2209 #97 Posted 14 October 2018 - 09:40 PM

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Wth? You guys still go on about pizza toppings?

 

Fish has no place on pizza, period.

 

Pineapple is only good for this:


The 13. (Tiger) Kompanie, of Panzer Regiment Großdeutschland, reported on the performance of the 88 mm KwK 36 L/56, when their Tigers engaged the T-34: "First round hits were usually achieved at ranges between 800 to 1,000 meters. At these ranges, the Panzer Granate (they are referring to the PzGr. 39 APCBC ammunition) absolutely penetrated through the frontal armor, and usually still destroyed the engine at the rear of the T-34 tank. In 80 percent of the cases, shots from the same range hitting the side of the hull toward the rear of the tank resulted in the fuel tanks exploding. Even at ranges of 1,500 meters and longer, during favorable weather, it is possible to succeed in penetrating the T-34 with minimal expenditure of ammunition" (JENTZ, Thomas L.; Germany's TIGER Tanks - Tiger I and II: Combat Tactics; op. cit.).

3 MoE tanks: T-34, Pz IVH, Tiger I, Pz.Kpfw. T 25

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Jope2209 #98 Posted 14 October 2018 - 09:57 PM

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It only matters if Ron Swanson approves..

 


The 13. (Tiger) Kompanie, of Panzer Regiment Großdeutschland, reported on the performance of the 88 mm KwK 36 L/56, when their Tigers engaged the T-34: "First round hits were usually achieved at ranges between 800 to 1,000 meters. At these ranges, the Panzer Granate (they are referring to the PzGr. 39 APCBC ammunition) absolutely penetrated through the frontal armor, and usually still destroyed the engine at the rear of the T-34 tank. In 80 percent of the cases, shots from the same range hitting the side of the hull toward the rear of the tank resulted in the fuel tanks exploding. Even at ranges of 1,500 meters and longer, during favorable weather, it is possible to succeed in penetrating the T-34 with minimal expenditure of ammunition" (JENTZ, Thomas L.; Germany's TIGER Tanks - Tiger I and II: Combat Tactics; op. cit.).

3 MoE tanks: T-34, Pz IVH, Tiger I, Pz.Kpfw. T 25

Poll - Choose your least preferred map (removed maps* included, Nomonhan map added to Poll)


VKSheridan #99 Posted 14 October 2018 - 10:07 PM

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View PostChaos v Order, on 14 October 2018 - 03:02 PM, said:

Cheese on toast. Sort of pizza

 

Pizza toast has been around for quite a spell.  Can’t really say I’ve heard of pizza toast being ruined with pineapple though.....



DrivableBeast35 #100 Posted 14 October 2018 - 11:20 PM

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Another example of Russian pizza. Again with mackerel. Is it possible that Russian discontent stems from their cuisine?

 



 






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