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SaltyMcD #21 Posted 11 October 2018 - 09:19 PM

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View Postjmabbott1975, on 11 October 2018 - 02:19 PM, said:

Get rid of tanks.

 

Everyone flies through the map in ghost mode for 15 minutes before a draw.

 

There will still be a lot of salty posters.

 

 

 

Get rid of the tanks !   Give every player a random avatar and a pickaxe . 

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pr0fit0fcanabis #22 Posted 11 October 2018 - 10:49 PM

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View PostVKSheridan, on 11 October 2018 - 07:36 PM, said:

 

Dammit.  I forgot to include RNG, updates, advertisements, inverted reverse, draws, reskins, the compass, physics and immovable tanks.  Still looking to see if anyone said get rid of the bunnies.  We might have nothing left but a screen of bunnies but bear with me, still checking......

What the gravity warping bunnies that pull my shell down into the dirt?  Yeah get rid of them and the damn giant butterflies....:angry:



afluffyCAMO #23 Posted 11 October 2018 - 11:03 PM

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View PostDrivableBeast35, on 12 October 2018 - 08:11 AM, said:

Actually, if you study the downfall of civilizations, nations, organizations, etc., one of the last things to happen is The Purge. Panic and hysteria has set in and people look for someone to blame, resulting in circular firing squads. I could totally see that happening here.

 

firing squads wont work with WG,games, they got RNG on their side lol  

Pit Friend #24 Posted 12 October 2018 - 12:12 AM

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All the problems come from living players. The solution is simple:

 

 

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giaka #25 Posted 12 October 2018 - 02:46 AM

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View Postpr0fit0fcanabis, on 11 October 2018 - 09:41 AM, said:

They ruin the game.... oh wait .... now I get you WG....:trollface:

 

PS.. pineapple does not belong on a pizza...get rid of it...

 

Not a huge fan of pineapple on pizza but when done with a Hawaiian sauce and Canadian bacon it’s freaking amazing. 

WG Balance 101, If a tank has a high survival rate, nerf its gun.

 

 

 


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View PostSaltyMcD, on 11 October 2018 - 01:19 PM, said:

 

Get rid of the tanks !   Give every player a random avatar and a pickaxe . 

 

Can I use a Kaiser Blade?

 

 


WG Balance 101, If a tank has a high survival rate, nerf its gun.

 

 

 


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Pineapple on pizza is an abomination

 

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DrivableBeast35 #28 Posted 12 October 2018 - 03:15 AM

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Everyone beware. OP's secret plan is to get rid of pineapple on pizza and replace it with this. It's called Mockba. It's a popular Russian pizza style, topped with mackrel, tuna, sardines, salmon and onions. It is HORRIBLE.

 



 


VKSheridan #29 Posted 12 October 2018 - 03:35 AM

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Okay.  Bunnies, dragonflies and large butterflies are out.  Does anyone have an issue with the little WG icon in the lower right hand screen that has tracks rotating around it?  We can have it centered in a color neutral background and stare at that.  We good?  Eh, eh?

TocFanKe4 #30 Posted 12 October 2018 - 03:43 AM

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View PostDrivableBeast35, on 11 October 2018 - 10:15 PM, said:

Everyone beware. OP's secret plan is to get rid of pineapple on pizza and replace it with this. It's called Mockba. It's a popular Russian pizza style, topped with mackrel, tuna, sardines, salmon and onions. It is HORRIBLE.

 

 

I like anchovies on pizza.  Probably not mackrel ,though


 

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pr0fit0fcanabis #31 Posted 12 October 2018 - 03:48 AM

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View PostDrivableBeast35, on 12 October 2018 - 03:15 AM, said:

Everyone beware. OP's secret plan is to get rid of pineapple on pizza and replace it with this. It's called Mockba. It's a popular Russian pizza style, topped with mackrel, tuna, sardines, salmon and onions. It is HORRIBLE.

 

Nah dude.  I don't think I would eat a slice of that for a large sum of money.  Give me Pepperoni,.spicy sausage, bacon and jalepenos extra cheese and parmesan for the top...



haphazird #32 Posted 12 October 2018 - 04:10 AM

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You gotta have pineapple with the canadian bacon!

But you have to add mushrooms.

My mom says mushrooms taste like dirt, but what does she know...



pr0fit0fcanabis #33 Posted 12 October 2018 - 04:12 AM

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View Posthaphazird, on 12 October 2018 - 04:10 AM, said:

You gotta have pineapple with the canadian bacon!

But you have to add mushrooms.

My mom says mushrooms taste like dirt, but what does she know...

She apparently knows the taste of mushrooms...  



haphazird #34 Posted 12 October 2018 - 04:26 AM

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View Postpr0fit0fcanabis, on 11 October 2018 - 08:12 PM, said:

She apparently knows the taste of mushrooms...  

I think its an asumption from a childhood episode haha!

 

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Jope2209 #35 Posted 12 October 2018 - 09:44 AM

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Get rid of non-English languages on forum!

 

Oh wait..


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What's wrong with pineapple on pizza :confused:

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View Postswimwithwhales, on 12 October 2018 - 06:05 AM, said:

 

 

Problem is he can not play world of tanks on the console.
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View PostDrivableBeast35, on 11 October 2018 - 10:15 PM, said:

Everyone beware. OP's secret plan is to get rid of pineapple on pizza and replace it with this. It's called Mockba. It's a popular Russian pizza style, topped with mackrel, tuna, sardines, salmon and onions. It is HORRIBLE.

 

They didn’t even leave the heads on....Russians are sissies!  :trollface:


 

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Uninstall. Pineapple is the best





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