Jump to content


Get Rid Of Players And Pineapple On Pizza

Satire

  • Please log in to reply
99 replies to this topic

Acharoch #41 Posted 12 October 2018 - 01:07 PM

    Sergeant

  • Players
  • 11810 battles
  • 243
  • [PCP]
  • Member since:
    08-07-2016

Pineapple on pizza requires a specific set of toppings in order not to be [edited].

 

1. Actual Bacon. None of this Canadian ham nonsense.

 

2. A drizzle of BBQ sauce. Ideally something smoky and sweet.

 

3. A dash of cheddar.

 

Additional option, but not required: Onion, lightly sautéed.



RFCAN76 #42 Posted 12 October 2018 - 03:04 PM

    Major

  • Players
  • 45559 battles
  • 2,647
  • Member since:
    02-13-2014

Hawaiian BBQ Pizza Recipe

Meat
5 slices Bacon, cooked
2/3 cup Ham

Produce
1 tbsp Cilantro
1/2 cup Pineapple tidbits
1 Red onion

Condiments
1/4 cup Bbq sauce

Baking & Spices
1 ball Pizza dough
1/8 tsp Red pepper flakes

Oils & Vinegars
1 tbsp Olive oil

Dairy
8 oz Mozzarella cheese, grated

 

Directions
Make dough according to the recipe's directions (or use store-bought dough); set aside.
Preheat oven to 450 degrees.

On a lightly floured surface, roll out the pizza dough into a 14-inch circle. Transfer to a parchment-lined pizza pan. Fold over the extra inch of dough to form the crust, pressing to seal. Brush with olive oil.

Dock the center of the pizza with a fork to prevent large bubbles from forming. Place in the oven and bake for 5-7 minutes, remove and set aside.

 

Spread the BBQ sauce over top, then half of the mozzarella cheese. Add the ham, bacon and pineapple tidbits, then top with remaining mozzarella and the sliced red onion (however much you prefer).

Place in the oven and bake for 7-10 minutes or until the crust is golden brown and the cheese is melted. Remove from the oven and allow to cool for 5 minutes, then sprinkle with chopped cilantro and red pepper flakes. Allow to cool for 2-3 additional minutes, then cut and serve.

 

Notes
-Add seasoned chicken for even more protein!

From Natalie: https://lifemadesimplebakes.com/about/


"The greater the obstacle, the more glory in overcoming it."   

     Jean Baptiste Poquelin (1622 - 1673]       230 tanks in the garage as of 11/20/2018

:B  

 

Spoiler Update 11/20/2018

 


pr0fit0fcanabis #43 Posted 12 October 2018 - 03:07 PM

    Major

  • Players
  • 40296 battles
  • 10,396
  • Member since:
    06-05-2014

View PostRFCAN76, on 12 October 2018 - 03:04 PM, said:

Hawaiian BBQ Pizza Recipe

Meat
5 slices Bacon, cooked
2/3 cup Ham

Produce
1 tbsp Cilantro
1/2 cup Pineapple tidbits
1 Red onion

Condiments
1/4 cup Bbq sauce

Baking & Spices
1 ball Pizza dough
1/8 tsp Red pepper flakes

Oils & Vinegars
1 tbsp Olive oil

Dairy
8 oz Mozzarella cheese, grated

 

Directions
Make dough according to the recipe's directions (or use store-bought dough); set aside.
Preheat oven to 450 degrees.

On a lightly floured surface, roll out the pizza dough into a 14-inch circle. Transfer to a parchment-lined pizza pan. Fold over the extra inch of dough to form the crust, pressing to seal. Brush with olive oil.

Dock the center of the pizza with a fork to prevent large bubbles from forming. Place in the oven and bake for 5-7 minutes, remove and set aside.

 

Spread the BBQ sauce over top, then half of the mozzarella cheese. Add the ham, bacon and pineapple tidbits, then top with remaining mozzarella and the sliced red onion (however much you prefer).

Place in the oven and bake for 7-10 minutes or until the crust is golden brown and the cheese is melted. Remove from the oven and allow to cool for 5 minutes, then sprinkle with chopped cilantro and red pepper flakes. Allow to cool for 2-3 additional minutes, then cut and serve.

 

Notes
-Add seasoned chicken for even more protein!

From Natalie: https://lifemadesimplebakes.com/about/

Reported for non constructive post....:trollface:



RFCAN76 #44 Posted 12 October 2018 - 03:10 PM

    Major

  • Players
  • 45559 battles
  • 2,647
  • Member since:
    02-13-2014

View Postpr0fit0fcanabis, on 12 October 2018 - 10:07 AM, said:

Reported for non constructive post....:trollface:

 

Yep, and Thanks :)
"The greater the obstacle, the more glory in overcoming it."   

     Jean Baptiste Poquelin (1622 - 1673]       230 tanks in the garage as of 11/20/2018

:B  

 

Spoiler Update 11/20/2018

 


M4ntiX #45 Posted 12 October 2018 - 04:20 PM

    First lieutenant

  • Players
  • 20157 battles
  • 767
  • Member since:
    03-18-2014

View PostJohn Arrowsmith, on 11 October 2018 - 06:15 PM, said:

 

with how popular 4.6 was update 4.7 needs to be real special to be in the same ball park. 

 

Nah. WG is simply placing their hopes on people like us, who stuck around to see how bad it can get. :) I mean... It can't get any worse, right? Right???

pr0fit0fcanabis #46 Posted 12 October 2018 - 04:24 PM

    Major

  • Players
  • 40296 battles
  • 10,396
  • Member since:
    06-05-2014

View PostM4ntiX, on 12 October 2018 - 04:20 PM, said:

 

Nah. WG is simply placing their hopes on people like us, who stuck around to see how bad it can get. :) I mean... It can't get any worse, right? Right???

Yeah... right.  Declining population numbers to near critical levels is fine right... right...:harp:



Destraag #47 Posted 12 October 2018 - 05:03 PM

    Captain

  • Players
  • 37046 battles
  • 1,361
  • Member since:
    02-22-2014

View Postpr0fit0fcanabis, on 11 October 2018 - 12:41 PM, said:

They ruin the game.... oh wait .... now I get you WG....:trollface:

 

PS.. pineapple does not belong on a pizza...get rid of it...

 

pineapple and bacon (not Canadian bacon) is one of my favorites...  :hiding:

When a person resorts to attacking the other person rather than focusing on the issue (aka argumentum ad hominem), it becomes pretty clear they have nothing else to contribute and are wrong.


Jope2209 #48 Posted 12 October 2018 - 07:35 PM

    Major

  • Players
  • 24994 battles
  • 5,560
  • Member since:
    01-28-2017

Mmmmm, pizza..


 

The 13. (Tiger) Kompanie, of Panzer Regiment Großdeutschland, reported on the performance of the 88 mm KwK 36 L/56, when their Tigers engaged the T-34: "First round hits were usually achieved at ranges between 800 to 1,000 meters. At these ranges, the Panzer Granate (they are referring to the PzGr. 39 APCBC ammunition) absolutely penetrated through the frontal armor, and usually still destroyed the engine at the rear of the T-34 tank. In 80 percent of the cases, shots from the same range hitting the side of the hull toward the rear of the tank resulted in the fuel tanks exploding. Even at ranges of 1,500 meters and longer, during favorable weather, it is possible to succeed in penetrating the T-34 with minimal expenditure of ammunition" (JENTZ, Thomas L.; Germany's TIGER Tanks - Tiger I and II: Combat Tactics; op. cit.).

3 MoE tanks: T-34, Pz IVH, Tiger I, Pz.Kpfw. T 25, M7

Poll - Choose your least preferred map (removed maps* included, Nomonhan map added to Poll)


IBROX 04 #49 Posted 12 October 2018 - 07:39 PM

    Major

  • Players
  • 18318 battles
  • 7,018
  • [BNKR]
  • Member since:
    11-10-2014
Pineapple? I don't remember Pineapple yesterday? 

 

Aaron William Murray                    Forever in our hearts

 

 

 


IBROX 04 #50 Posted 12 October 2018 - 07:43 PM

    Major

  • Players
  • 18318 battles
  • 7,018
  • [BNKR]
  • Member since:
    11-10-2014

View PostJope2209, on 12 October 2018 - 08:35 PM, said:

Mmmmm, pizza..

 

Ever try a kebab pizza with kebab sauce? flamethrower the next day. 

 

Aaron William Murray                    Forever in our hearts

 

 

 


GrooIsNoLackey #51 Posted 12 October 2018 - 07:47 PM

    Sergeant

  • Players
  • 16041 battles
  • 159
  • Member since:
    11-13-2014
Do they call it Canadian bacon in Canada? 

Jope2209 #52 Posted 12 October 2018 - 07:54 PM

    Major

  • Players
  • 24994 battles
  • 5,560
  • Member since:
    01-28-2017

View PostGrooIsNoLackey, on 12 October 2018 - 07:47 PM, said:

Do they call it Canadian bacon in Canada? 

 

Do they call them selves Canadians in Canada?

 

The 13. (Tiger) Kompanie, of Panzer Regiment Großdeutschland, reported on the performance of the 88 mm KwK 36 L/56, when their Tigers engaged the T-34: "First round hits were usually achieved at ranges between 800 to 1,000 meters. At these ranges, the Panzer Granate (they are referring to the PzGr. 39 APCBC ammunition) absolutely penetrated through the frontal armor, and usually still destroyed the engine at the rear of the T-34 tank. In 80 percent of the cases, shots from the same range hitting the side of the hull toward the rear of the tank resulted in the fuel tanks exploding. Even at ranges of 1,500 meters and longer, during favorable weather, it is possible to succeed in penetrating the T-34 with minimal expenditure of ammunition" (JENTZ, Thomas L.; Germany's TIGER Tanks - Tiger I and II: Combat Tactics; op. cit.).

3 MoE tanks: T-34, Pz IVH, Tiger I, Pz.Kpfw. T 25, M7

Poll - Choose your least preferred map (removed maps* included, Nomonhan map added to Poll)


GrooIsNoLackey #53 Posted 12 October 2018 - 08:03 PM

    Sergeant

  • Players
  • 16041 battles
  • 159
  • Member since:
    11-13-2014

View PostJope2209, on 12 October 2018 - 07:54 PM, said:

 

Do they call them selves Canadians in Canada?

 

Yes but usually with a hyphen preceding the word Canadian unless you are in a different country then yes they use the word Canadian just like many Americans.

LazyCalf5928745 #54 Posted 12 October 2018 - 09:14 PM

    Captain

  • Players
  • 55861 battles
  • 1,032
  • Member since:
    06-13-2015
i love pineapple, i make a nachos with pineapple in it. 
 
"Great editing!  Thanks for the video!  It shall be shared in our Battle Heroes Article! ''

Gallant Prime #55 Posted 12 October 2018 - 10:29 PM

    Major

  • WoTC Ambassador
  • 39818 battles
  • 2,984
  • [47R]
  • Member since:
    02-12-2014
There is something seriously wrong with you if you do not like BBQ chicken pineapple pizza.  

 


pr0fit0fcanabis #56 Posted 12 October 2018 - 10:31 PM

    Major

  • Players
  • 40296 battles
  • 10,396
  • Member since:
    06-05-2014

View PostGallant Prime, on 12 October 2018 - 10:29 PM, said:

There is something seriously wrong with you if you like BBQ chicken pineapple pizza.  

FTFY



Gallant Prime #57 Posted 12 October 2018 - 10:33 PM

    Major

  • WoTC Ambassador
  • 39818 battles
  • 2,984
  • [47R]
  • Member since:
    02-12-2014

View Postpr0fit0fcanabis, on 12 October 2018 - 04:31 PM, said:

FTFY

 

It's really da bomb.  Only like ultimate supreme is better.  

 


Corporal Derpy #58 Posted 12 October 2018 - 10:34 PM

    Major

  • Players
  • 20764 battles
  • 18,248
  • [KMD]
  • Member since:
    02-12-2014
I'll have you know Ham and Pineapple pizza is a goddamn delicacy.

Garage : 

BULLPUPBAKERST1 #59 Posted 12 October 2018 - 10:35 PM

    Major

  • Players
  • 42665 battles
  • 12,847
  • [BNKR]
  • Member since:
    12-27-2014

View PostGallant Prime, on 12 October 2018 - 05:33 PM, said:

 

It's really da bomb.  Only like ultimate supreme is better.  

 

man, for a bunch of tankers, you aren’t very traditionally masculine...meat lovers pizza for real men. :trollface:

 

100% Credit/Thanks to Violet Viper X for the fantastic Sig. 

 

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.-Nietzsche-

 


pr0fit0fcanabis #60 Posted 12 October 2018 - 10:42 PM

    Major

  • Players
  • 40296 battles
  • 10,396
  • Member since:
    06-05-2014

View PostBULLPUPBAKERST1, on 12 October 2018 - 10:35 PM, said:

 

man, for a bunch of tankers, you aren’t very traditionally masculine...meat lovers pizza for real men. :trollface:

With Jalepenos.....  







Also tagged with Satire

1 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users