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StuftRock1 #1 Posted 19 February 2019 - 03:42 AM

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More Mercs! More Mercs! More Mercs!

 

Scre everything else, we don’t want more French tanks, we don’t want Italians. We don’t want the FV4202 Tier X. And we most certainly don’t want any more maps made from scratch! Mercs are the future. The only future!

 

Mercs were like such a great addition to the game man. I mean they’re awesome, original, cool, creative, and they have top notch names too. Like Smoothman, that’s a real knee slapped right there! Oh, and did I mention that mercs are awesome? And cool. And awesome. Clearly WG understands this because they even renamed this game after them. I mean just ‘World of Tanks’ is plain, boring, and plain. It doesn’t really say what the game is about, or what all it might contain. Now WG smarted up and renamed it to ‘World of Tanks: Mercenaries’! Now people no longer have to google the game to find out what it’s about. It says it right in the name. Now people can finally know that this game is about MERCENARIES!! Classic move right there WG. I give it an A++.

 

But you know what would make the people really happy? How about a new Tier VIII merc that is a combination of German, Swedish, and Soviet engineering. This thing could have a VK100 hull, an Emil II turret, and a Defender’s gun with a 6 round autoloader. Oh and give it a 1500 hp engine too, because this thing should be leading the charge in every single encounter. But of course, you can’t forget the most important step. The defining feature in all Mercenaries. That’s right! SPACED ARMOR!!! Completely cover this thing in 2 layers of 50 mm spaced armor, except in the rear and front lower plate. Those weak spots deserve some extra protection! Give it 3 layers of 60 mm spaced armor in those places! Now for the name. The name has to follow the trend of all the other merc names: funny, clever, and descriptive. Ooh, how about Babymaker! That’s a perfect name right there, because everybody that encounters this thing will cry like a baby and beg for their mommies! This thing will just go around shooting people up making babies left and right! Now get to work WG! This is what the community really wants. Chop chop!



FusionStar287 #2 Posted 19 February 2019 - 03:50 AM

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Marcio80 #3 Posted 19 February 2019 - 03:52 AM

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Well, that is a high quality salt thread.

But unfortunately there is some truth in this madness.



Hypocrite #4 Posted 19 February 2019 - 03:56 AM

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I'd finish that contract. 

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StuftRock1 #5 Posted 19 February 2019 - 04:07 AM

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View PostHypocrite, on 18 February 2019 - 10:56 PM, said:

I'd finish that contract. 

 

I think everyone would, then tier 8 would go the way of tier 6 when the absolution was introduced.

D3M0LITI0N MANN #6 Posted 19 February 2019 - 04:09 AM

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WG will read this, see the idea for the tank and it will be in the game by the end of the year. :trollface:

StuftRock1 #7 Posted 19 February 2019 - 04:11 AM

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View PostD3M0LITI0N MANN, on 18 February 2019 - 11:09 PM, said:

WG will read this, see the idea for the tank and it will be in the game by the end of the year. :trollface:

 

I bet they’ll think I’m being serious

HomicidalApple0 #8 Posted 19 February 2019 - 04:24 AM

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View PostMarcio80, on 19 February 2019 - 03:52 AM, said:

Well, that is a high quality salt thread.

But unfortunately there is some truth in this madness.

 



LadyTanker #9 Posted 19 February 2019 - 04:24 AM

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I see through your sarcasm too much. Might want to work on that a bit. 

z14sniperz #10 Posted 19 February 2019 - 06:51 AM

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View PostStuftRock1, on 19 February 2019 - 04:07 AM, said:

 

I think everyone would, then tier 8 would go the way of tier 6 when the absolution was introduced.

 

I hate that tank, I can't ever pen it :angry: EVEN with Prem ammo!! :ohmy:

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Hinsir #11 Posted 19 February 2019 - 07:14 AM

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Even though the sarcasm is thick enough to cut through, I'd be wary of making a post like that. WG would jump onto that like flies to a turd and then go "See, we listen to the community!"... 

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CleverJoey1844 #12 Posted 19 February 2019 - 07:20 AM

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They are easy enough to earn. Takes minimal skill and a little time. No problem with Merc tanks myself

Corrupted Ewok #13 Posted 19 February 2019 - 07:33 AM

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This broke my sarcasm meter.

 

And yet, wouldn't surprise me if it happened at this point.


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FinlandRed #14 Posted 19 February 2019 - 07:36 AM

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View PostCorrupted Ewok, on 19 February 2019 - 07:33 AM, said:

This broke my sarcasm meter.

 

And yet, wouldn't surprise me if it happened at this point.

 

Indeed. I laughed a bitter laugh because somewhere in WG HQ someone is shouting "LIGHTBULB!" and reaching for the crayons.

 



TripleFFFG #15 Posted 19 February 2019 - 07:49 AM

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You cannot name this "Babymaker," , you obviously did not get the MEMO, you can only name them after Porn STARS!

John Arrowsmith #16 Posted 19 February 2019 - 08:45 AM

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Sounds like it would suck without pmm.

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View PostTripleFFFG, on 19 February 2019 - 07:49 AM, said:

You cannot name this "Babymaker," , you obviously did not get the MEMO, you can only name them after Porn STARS!

 

How about "50FootWallOfPuke"?


Jope2209 #18 Posted 19 February 2019 - 09:32 AM

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Tbh, I do like the name suggestion. On the other hand your idea might be taken a bit more seriously than you've thought...Babymaker might be in the oven as we speak. :hiding:

 

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John Arrowsmith #19 Posted 19 February 2019 - 10:06 AM

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View PostJope2209, on 19 February 2019 - 09:32 AM, said:

Tbh, I do like the name suggestion. On the other hand your idea might be taken a bit more seriously than you've thought...Babymaker might be in the oven as we speak. :hiding:

 

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FatGummyhead #20 Posted 19 February 2019 - 11:11 AM

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who dosent love merc tanks ? I say the more the merrier  




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