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M4ntiX #1 Posted 21 September 2019 - 03:33 PM

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Hi all,

as some of you may know, I am on a mission to Ace every tank I ever owned/played. It's a personal goal of mine, a way to be entertained and keep playing the game. So, from time to time I will revisit low tier tanks chasing Aces. This time I decided to give the Valentine II a go.

 

Took me 25 battles to Ace this tank and what an Ace it was. LOL! This tank is painfully slow, has horrible gun handling, low penetration (it has a tier II gun...) and, as it turns out, very low ammo count. Click on spoilers to see the end plates if you're interested. Some of the numbers are rather surprising, especially considering this is a tier IV tank that only sees... other tier IV and III tanks.

 

Be sure to click on the link to the video below if you want to have a good laugh. I have Benny Hill music playing in my head while watching this. Enjoy! ;)

 

Spoiler (over two thousand damage blocked at tier IV not in a Matilda?) :D

 

Spoiler (249 hits received... 247 blocked) :D

 

Link to the video:

And here's the pièce de résistance (click). ;)


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Tempest fox3 #2 Posted 21 September 2019 - 03:58 PM

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Seal clubber :p

War is a Democracy and the enemy always gets a vote.

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M4ntiX #3 Posted 21 September 2019 - 04:02 PM

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View PostTempest fox3, on 21 September 2019 - 03:58 PM, said:

Seal clubber :p

 

:D

"I live in reality and let me tell you, there is no one here."

"For some reason you feel the need to troll stink bomb a statement of fact."

"4 kids single father 2 boats a plane 3cars and more battles than you."

"Jesus you smegheads are whiny about your Epeens."


Very Classy #4 Posted 21 September 2019 - 04:11 PM

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I was gonna suggest Benny Hill theme for that clip you sent me. :teethhappy:


There is literally an Xbox 360 in a museum, and this is the best joke you can come up with?
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Plum1973 #5 Posted 21 September 2019 - 04:15 PM

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Super!
Rookie again

dzhey43 #6 Posted 21 September 2019 - 04:22 PM

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Interesting. Recently I've bought every tier 1 and 2 to put food and big consumables in them. I've sold every that I never played before and leaved almost all I've played years ago for ace medals)) some comes in 1 battle or 3 and some are about 7 or 10 already without success. Bots do not make it easy as other sealclubbers kill them too with their good prem 2t tanks))
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Pontiac Pat #7 Posted 21 September 2019 - 08:55 PM

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You were bouncing bots.  I see several of them in that game.  Tier 4 and below can get really crazy now with the bots running around.

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XLilabnerX #8 Posted 21 September 2019 - 09:18 PM

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View PostPontiac Pat, on 21 September 2019 - 08:55 PM, said:

You were bouncing bots.  I see several of them in that game.  Tier 4 and below can get really crazy now with the bots running around.

 

^killjoy!

Congrats op 



SuperSherman44 #9 Posted 21 September 2019 - 09:31 PM

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Congrats my friend! ;)

I Heart The Sherman (Best tank of WWII)

 

I got a new Xbox One S so I'm really excited!

 

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M4ntiX #10 Posted 21 September 2019 - 10:41 PM

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View PostPontiac Pat, on 21 September 2019 - 08:55 PM, said:

You were bouncing bots.  I see several of them in that game.  Tier 4 and below can get really crazy now with the bots running around.

 

Nah mate, that was definitely a human. Watch the vid. :D

"I live in reality and let me tell you, there is no one here."

"For some reason you feel the need to troll stink bomb a statement of fact."

"4 kids single father 2 boats a plane 3cars and more battles than you."

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Pontiac Pat #11 Posted 21 September 2019 - 11:00 PM

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Ah, I hadn't watched the vid.  Yes, Pz.IIJ vs Valentine II is a classic duel.  That would explain it as well. :P

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LazyCat5928745 #12 Posted 21 September 2019 - 11:23 PM

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You had the famous unibot Wei on your side,you couldn't lose :teethhappy:

. i've seen it single handedly carry my team to a glorious victory while i did 0. :medal:

 

1v1 game plus bots. Wei in a rare defeat.

 

Congats on the ace.

 

 

 



M4ntiX #13 Posted 22 September 2019 - 03:23 AM

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View PostLazyCat5928745, on 21 September 2019 - 11:23 PM, said:

(...) Congats on the ace.

 

Thanks and welcome back! ;)

"I live in reality and let me tell you, there is no one here."

"For some reason you feel the need to troll stink bomb a statement of fact."

"4 kids single father 2 boats a plane 3cars and more battles than you."

"Jesus you smegheads are whiny about your Epeens."


M4ntiX #14 Posted 22 September 2019 - 03:23 AM

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View PostPlum1973, on 21 September 2019 - 04:15 PM, said:

Super!

 

View PostXLilabnerX, on 21 September 2019 - 09:18 PM, said:

 

^killjoy!

Congrats op 

 

View PostSuperSherman44, on 21 September 2019 - 09:31 PM, said:

Congrats my friend! ;)

 

Thanks guys! :)

"I live in reality and let me tell you, there is no one here."

"For some reason you feel the need to troll stink bomb a statement of fact."

"4 kids single father 2 boats a plane 3cars and more battles than you."

"Jesus you smegheads are whiny about your Epeens."


SuperSherman44 #15 Posted 22 September 2019 - 11:29 AM

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View PostM4ntiX, on 21 September 2019 - 10:23 PM, said:

 

 

 

Thanks guys! :)

 

You're welcome:)

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I got a new Xbox One S so I'm really excited!

 

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Impressive! GG!






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