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Schiavoser #1 Posted 23 September 2019 - 08:24 PM

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...I scan the red team for forumers who complain about arty non-stop. If so lucky, I focus all my attention on said forumers. I experienced this serendipity yesterday.

 

:arta:

 

Feeding the anti-arty resentment and constant negativity gives the class a special purpose. Well... that and chasing cozy hull-down tanks from their hidey-holes, of course. I enjoy playing all other classes more than arty. But I feel like I'm doing a service to the WOTC community by queuing a SPG every now and then. If we didn't have arty to celebrate, love, hate, and fear, it would be like Christmas without Krampus.



XLilabnerX #2 Posted 23 September 2019 - 08:36 PM

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Nah it'd be like a new life entered the world with the expectation of better things, instead of the same old sczhit, ... Nothing new here move along

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View PostSchiavoser, on 23 September 2019 - 12:24 PM, said:

...I scan the red team for forumers who complain about arty non-stop. If so lucky, I focus all my attention on said forumers. I experienced this serendipity yesterday.

 

:arta:

 

Feeding the anti-arty resentment and constant negativity gives the class a special purpose. Well... that and chasing cozy hull-down tanks from their hidey-holes, of course. I enjoy playing all other classes more than arty. But I feel like I'm doing a service to the WOTC community by queuing a SPG every now and then. If we didn't have arty to celebrate, love, hate, and fear, it would be like Christmas without Krampus.

 

Here you go friend.  Made it just for you.

 



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RadiantPup27709 #5 Posted 23 September 2019 - 08:55 PM

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View PostXLilabnerX, on 23 September 2019 - 04:36 PM, said:

Nah it'd be like a new life entered the world with the expectation of better things, instead of the same old sczhit, ... Nothing new here move along

 

I sure hope it was this guy ^, OP.


XLilabnerX #6 Posted 23 September 2019 - 09:12 PM

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View PostRadiantPup27709, on 23 September 2019 - 08:55 PM, said:

 

I sure hope it was this guy ^, OP.

 

Me to nothin better than hearing " all arty's have been destroyed" , cheering my teams arty gettin killed .... Whoot whoot booya!

Potato QQ #7 Posted 23 September 2019 - 09:22 PM

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View PostXLilabnerX, on 23 September 2019 - 01:12 PM, said:

 

Me to nothin better than hearing " all arty's have been destroyed" , cheering my teams arty gettin killed .... Whoot whoot booya!

 

If friendly Arty is dying then everyone failed as a team.

XLilabnerX #8 Posted 23 September 2019 - 09:30 PM

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View PostPotato QQ, on 23 September 2019 - 09:22 PM, said:

 

If friendly Arty is dying then everyone failed as a team.

 

Wrong dying is dying and friendly arty was to busy sipping sasparilla, eatin finger sandwhich and yakkin with 'b' I have an 'itchs'

Potato QQ #9 Posted 23 September 2019 - 09:33 PM

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View PostXLilabnerX, on 23 September 2019 - 01:30 PM, said:

 

Wrong dying is dying and friendly arty was to busy sipping sasparilla, eatin finger sandwhich and yakkin with 'b' I have an 'itchs'

 

Never heard of Sarsaparilla, looks like it's healthy for you though.  :teethhappy:

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View PostXLilabnerX, on 23 September 2019 - 09:30 PM, said:

 

Wrong dying is dying and friendly arty was to busy sipping sasparilla, eatin finger sandwhich and yakkin with 'b' I have an 'itchs'

 

Yes, it's irritating to image how red arty player one-shots your tank out and licks his sticky fingers clean. And some battles you can almost see it in you head how he hands his controller to his young kid and walks to get more chips and soda.  Kid in turn moves cross hair with his small finger and presses the trigger and manages to hit at your tank. When arty player comes back,  kid giggles happily and points his finger towards the TV screen and arty player smiles proudly, kid had again take out one of the easy targets.  Ah the feeling of frustration that these kind of mental images cause to the player with good imagination.    Let's not think about what other people do in their homes, it can drive us crazy.  It's bad enough when they leave mic open and we get to be part of their family...:trollface:

 

 


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ALF EXTREME #11 Posted 23 September 2019 - 10:15 PM

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View PostPotato QQ, on 23 September 2019 - 03:22 PM, said:

 

If friendly Arty is dying then everyone failed as a team.

if friendly arty dies its a success


I AM KING

and i declare death to all artillery, who will follow me on this righteous quest for freedom


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View PostPotato QQ, on 23 September 2019 - 04:33 PM, said:

 

Never heard of Sarsaparilla, looks like it's healthy for you though.  :teethhappy:

 


 

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View PostXLilabnerX, on 23 September 2019 - 04:12 PM, said:

 

Me to nothin better than hearing " all arty's have been destroyed" , cheering my teams arty gettin killed .... Whoot whoot booya!

 

View PostALF EXTREME, on 23 September 2019 - 05:15 PM, said:

if friendly arty dies its a success

 

If you are happy when ANY green fails, I hope you are never on my team. 

 


When a person resorts to attacking the other person rather than focusing on the issue (aka argumentum ad hominem), it becomes pretty clear they have nothing else to contribute and are wrong.


XLilabnerX #15 Posted 24 September 2019 - 05:29 PM

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View PostDestraag, on 24 September 2019 - 03:58 PM, said:

 

 

If you are happy when ANY green fails, I hope you are never on my team. 

 

Since WOT doesn't replace skyview, I want all arty players ( Red, green or blue ) to get scores of zero, and come in and complain about having to run for their lives, because we as players decided to fix what WOT hasn't by simply letting the fast tanks thru to kill arty.



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View PostXLilabnerX, on 24 September 2019 - 09:29 AM, said:

Since WOT doesn't replace skyview, I want all arty players ( Red, green or blue ) to get scores of zero, and come in and complain about having to run for their lives, because we as players decided to fix what WOT hasn't by simply letting the fast tanks thru to kill arty.

 

 



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View PostXLilabnerX, on 24 September 2019 - 01:29 PM, said:

Since WOT doesn't replace skyview, I want all arty players ( Red, green or blue ) to get scores of zero, and come in and complain about having to run for their lives, because we as players decided to fix what WOT hasn't by simply letting the fast tanks thru to kill arty.

 

You're pathetic.



vVMr GoodCatVv #18 Posted 24 September 2019 - 07:56 PM

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So its not good enough to just ruin the experience of randoms but you want to do it to forumers? What a nice guy

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Schiavoser #19 Posted 24 September 2019 - 08:19 PM

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View PostvVMr GoodCatVv, on 24 September 2019 - 02:56 PM, said:

So its not good enough to just ruin the experience of randoms but you want to do it to forumers? What a nice guy

 

Correct; it's not good enough. I have played several artillery tech trees, and I do think arty is pretty fun. But I'm done grinding/exploring the various arty lines. 9 out of 10 times, I'd rather play a different class. These days, it's the endless, histrionic whining about arty that motivates me to play arty. 

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View PostSchiavoser, on 24 September 2019 - 08:19 PM, said:

 

Correct; it's not good enough. I have played several artillery tech trees, and I do think arty is pretty fun. But I'm done grinding/exploring the various arty lines. 9 out of 10 times, I'd rather play a different class. These days, it's the endless, histrionic whining about arty that motivates me to play arty. 

 

well thats pretty sad

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