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IceFrogger1313 #41 Posted 07 August 2014 - 03:16 PM

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Hide that blip
Give the light a slip
Go on attack
Leave your teammate's pack

 

When a heavy comes along
You must ram it
Before the arty aims too long
You must ram it
When something's goin' wrong
You must ram it

 

Now ram it
Off the edge    
Blow it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
To ram it
Ram it good

 

While a Destroyer turns around
You must ram it
You will never live it down
Unless you ram it
No one gets away
Until you ram it

 

I say ram it
Ram it good
I say ram it
Ram it good

 

Hide that blip
Give the light a slip
Go on attack
Leave your teammate's pack

 

When a heavy comes along
You must ram it
Before the arty aims too long
You must ram it
When something's goin' wrong
You must ram it

 

Now ram it
Off the edge
Blow it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
To ram it
Into water
Blow it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
To ram it
Well, ram it good



Rynakor #42 Posted 07 August 2014 - 04:19 PM

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Red Team came across the plains
They brought us pain and misery
They killed our tanks, they killed us green
They took our game for their own need

We fought them hard we fought them well
Out on the plains we gave them hell
But many came too much for Chafee
Oh will we ever be set free?

Riding through dust clouds and barren dunes
Galloping hard on the plains
Chasing the Red Team back to their holes
Fighting them at their own game
Murder for freedom a shell in the back
Patton and Comet and Objects attack

Run to the hills, run for your lives
Run to the hills, run for your lives
 

Soldier green in the barren dunes
Hunting and killing their game
Raping the Heavy and wasting the Meds

The only good Greens are tame
Selling them whiskey and taking their gold
Enslaving the lights and destroying the TOG

Run to the hills, run for your lives 



HBFT WGA #43 Posted 07 August 2014 - 05:49 PM

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haha Please keep the parodies coming.  <3 them!


The Sexy Sergal #44 Posted 07 August 2014 - 06:03 PM

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View Postrobertthred, on 04 August 2014 - 07:30 PM, said:

 

I was gettin board of my xbox. we'd been gaming much too long,

Like a super nintindo, all burnt out on donkey kong.

So while my wife is a sleepin' I watch netflix in bed

And in the dashboard advertisements, there was this ad that I read...


If you like knocking down houses and driving in the rain

If you're not into peggle, if you have half a brain.

If you like playing games at midnight while the ol'lady's in bed

Then I'm the game that you've looked for, "Check me out" the ad said...


I didn't think it'd be exciting, I know that sounds kind of mean,

But most free games are the same old dull routine.
     
So I hit the download button, said to myself "what the heck."

I hit play now when it finished, and it'd made my life a wreck.


Yes, I like knocking down houses and driving in the rain.

I can't stand playing peggle, I needed a change.

Now I can't turn off my Xbox and can't take time to sleep.

Now World of Tanks fills my whole life, and to play it is so cheap.


The first few tiers were not too bad, couple battles did the trick

Some tanks were good, and some were bad, a few just made me sick

Now that I'm at tier seven, I feel I need a little hand

So I maxed out my visa gold card, and sold my wedding band.


I keep knocking down houses and driving in the rain,

I cant afford getting gold now, but that stock package is a pain.

I still can't turn off my xbox, and now I never sleep.

This is the game that I've looked for, now I find it's not so cheap.


If you like knocking down houses and driving in the rain

If you're not into peggle, if you have half a brain.

If you like playing games at midnight while the ol'lady's in bed

Then I'm the game that you've looked for, "Check me out" the ad said...

 


Yes, I like knocking down houses and driving in the rain.

I can't stand playing peggle, I needed a change.

Now I can't turn off my Xbox and can't take time to sleep.

 

Best one I've read IMO


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MarcusTheGenius #45 Posted 07 August 2014 - 07:18 PM

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Another head hangs lowly,
Chafee is slowly taken
.
And the violence caused such silence,
Who are we OUT-FLANKIN'?

But you see, it's not me, it's not my M103.
In your HUD, in your HUD they are fighting,
With their tanks and their bombs,
And their bombs and their guns.
In your HUD, in your HUD, they are crying...

In your HUD, in your HUD,
ARTY, ARTY, ARTY,
Hey, hey, hey. What's in your HUD,
In your HUD,
ARTY, ARTY,ARTY?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, oh, dou, dou, dou, dou, dou...

Another MARDER's breakin',
BASE is taking over.
When the violence causes silence,
We must be OUT-FLANKIN'.

It's the same old theme since nineteen-sixteen.
In your HUD, in your HUD they're still fighting,
With their tanks and their bombs,
And their bombs and their guns.
In your HUD, in your HUD, they are dying...

In your HUD, in your HUD,
ARTY, ARTY, ARTY,
Hey, hey, hey. What's in your HUD,
In your HUD,
ARTY, ARTY,ARTY?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, oh, oh, oh,
Oh, oh, oh, oh, hey, oh, ya, ya-a...



The Sexy Sergal #46 Posted 07 August 2014 - 07:43 PM

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I'm a tank that snipes on through the night
Like a green wedding cake shooting everything in sight
I'm the best pal that Pico ever had
I'm a tank on the game everyone calls bad, bad, bad

I'm a knight, with olive colored armor 
With my green steel body gleaming, I'm a sniper not a brawler
If trouble comes your way just turn away
My team all know me as the M3 Lee

I'm the M3 lee
A front facin', tier four medium
My armor may let you do if you don't snipe with me
Mount on up and I'll show you what I mean

Take a look back there
Sirens blownin', reds are cappin' at the base
We'll Shoot them up and we'll be stopping them
They'll be eating HE compliments of me, the M3 Lee

Not a destroyer but that's how I'll make you feel
Gotta turn to look behind you to see the reds are at your heel
I'm glory bound, but only Pico loves me
I'll sit in the garage till her freedoms done

I've got style, I look like a big green cake
Let my gun shoot quickly for the team mates that I serve
I'm number two, ever since the freedom tank
I'm the pride of PicoMaus, The M3 Lee

I'm the M3 lee
A front facin', tier four medium
My armor may let you do if you don't snipe with me
Mount on up and I'll show you what I mean

Take a look back there
Red tanks burning, tracers flying behind me
I'll Push them in and we'll be running free
And they'll go swimmin', compliments of me

The M3 Lee
The M3 Lee
M3 Lee

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v Hurricane v #47 Posted 07 August 2014 - 08:13 PM

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"Indestructible (Tank)"
 

Another mission, the platoon leader has launched again

Another time to beat the red team again
My motivation, the XP I get at the end
To win the honor of getting a top gun badge again
No explanation will matter after we begin
Unlock the next package in the tech tree within
My true vocation, and now my unfortunate friend
You will discover a war you're unable to win

I'll have you know
That my tank is
Indestructible

Determination that I get silver for
From the other side, enemy arti hits behind
 Enemy Annihilation will be unavoidable
Every blown apart tank will know
That their opponent wasn’t detected before
Take a last look around while you're alive
I'm an indestructible
Tank of war

Another tank, another cause for me to fire
Another heavy uncovered, now for me to ammo rack
My dedication to my platoon that I've sworn to protect
I see the next target I have to disintegrate
My TD, hidden deep under a big tree
A permanent reminder of how it began
No hesitation when a target comes into sight
You need to know that you're in for the fight of your life

You will be shown
That my tank is
Indestructible
Determination that I get more silver for
From the other side, enemy arti hits behind
Enemy Annihilation will be unavoidable
Every blown apart tank will know
That their opponent wasn’t detected before
Take a last look around while you're alive
I'm an indestructible
Tank of war

I'm
Indestructible
Determination that I get silver for
From the other side, enemy arti hit behind
 Enemy Annihilation will be unavoidable
Every blown apart tank will know
That their opponent wasn’t detected before
Take a last look around while you're alive
I am indestructible
Indestructible

Indestructible
Determination that I get more XP for
From the other side, enemy arti hit behind
Annihilation will be unavoidable
Every blown apart tank will know
That their opponent wasn’t detected before
Take a last look around while you're alive
I'm an indestructible
Tank of war



 



viperbandit92 #48 Posted 08 August 2014 - 03:43 AM

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here is mine

Spoiler

 


When history witness a great change Razgriz reveals itself, first as a demon, as a demon, it uses its power to rain death upon the land, and then it dies, however, after a period of slumber razgriz returns not as a demon but this time a great hero- Albert Genette, Ace Combat 5


DRAGON ZR0 #49 Posted 08 August 2014 - 08:49 AM

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Here I Go

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize all the xp you ever wanted. one moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
Yo

His optics are blurry, tracks weak, spall liners are heavy
There's holes on his hull already, premium confettei
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to take shots,
But he keeps on forgetting how to aim down,
The whole team goes so loud
He opens fire, but the shells won't come out
He's out of ammo now how, everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, Draw!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes the sensitivity
Oh, there goes Tiger, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He won't have it, he knows his whole platoon has to cope
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke
He's so sluggish, he knows
When he goes back to his matchmaker, that's when it's
Back to the grind again, yo
This whole teams score will never beat them
He better go capture this flag and hope a scout don't pass him

You better lose yourself in the battle, the moment
You own it, you better never let them go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to make them blow
This opportunity comes once in a game yo
You better lose yourself in the battle, the moment
You own it, you better never let them go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to make them blow
This opportunity comes once in a game yo
(You better)

The fuel's escaping, through this hole that is gaping
This server is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a new forum order
A normal tank is boring, but Brawler's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, Engine grows hotter
He ammo racks. It's all over. These lemmings is all on him
Coast to coast servers, he's known as the tankstomper
Lonely flanks, RNGesus only knows
He's gone farther from base, he's no top tier
He goes to his garage and barely knows his own pz.4
But hold your viewing port 'cause here goes the cold oil
His lemmings don't want him no more, he's nerfed
They moved on to the next Heavy who flows
He Rushed and went red
So the Round loads and unloads
I suppose it's old platoon mates but the calm carry on
Da da dum da dum da da

No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear off this Hellcat's roof off like two elefants caged
I was playing in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and earned 700xp on an event weekend
But I kept tanking and stepped right into the next match
Best believe somebody's on the red team
All the losses inside amplified by the fact
That I can't get by with my x2
And I can't provide the right type of life for my garage
Cause man, these wins don't buy rammers
And it's no good,bad and ugly,there's no Jingles this is my grind
And these times are so costly, and it's getting even more expensive
Trying to not feed and repair my tank, plus
Teeter totter caught up between being a frontline and a marksmen tank
Baby brother screaming in the background and
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of campy
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a t95
I've got to formulate a tactic or I end up lagging or dying in one shot
Success is my only  option, failure's not
MS-1, I love you, but your spot got to go
I cannot grow old in Komarin's lot
So here I go it's my shot.
Tracks, fail me not, this may be the only opportunity that I got

You can beat any grind you set your mind to, Tanker

 

 

 


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Earli3st Jester #50 Posted 08 August 2014 - 09:34 AM

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View PostDRAGON ZR0, on 08 August 2014 - 09:49 AM, said:

Here I Go

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize all the xp you ever wanted. one moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
Yo

His optics are blurry, tracks weak, spall liners are heavy
There's holes on his hull already, premium confettei
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to take shots,
But he keeps on forgetting how to aim down,
The whole team goes so loud
He opens fire, but the shells won't come out
He's out of ammo now how, everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, Draw!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes the sensitivity
Oh, there goes Tiger, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He won't have it, he knows his whole platoon has to cope
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke
He's so sluggish, he knows
When he goes back to his matchmaker, that's when it's
Back to the grind again, yo
This whole teams score will never beat them
He better go capture this flag and hope a scout don't pass him

You better lose yourself in the battle, the moment
You own it, you better never let them go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to make them blow
This opportunity comes once in a game yo
You better lose yourself in the battle, the moment
You own it, you better never let them go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to make them blow
This opportunity comes once in a game yo
(You better)

The fuel's escaping, through this hole that is gaping
This server is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a new forum order
A normal tank is boring, but Brawler's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, Engine grows hotter
He ammo racks. It's all over. These lemmings is all on him
Coast to coast servers, he's known as the tankstomper
Lonely flanks, RNGesus only knows
He's gone farther from base, he's no top tier
He goes to his garage and barely knows his own pz.4
But hold your viewing port 'cause here goes the cold oil
His lemmings don't want him no more, he's nerfed
They moved on to the next Heavy who flows
He Rushed and went red
So the Round loads and unloads
I suppose it's old platoon mates but the calm carry on
Da da dum da dum da da

No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear off this Hellcat's roof off like two elefants caged
I was playing in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and earned 700xp on an event weekend
But I kept tanking and stepped right into the next match
Best believe somebody's on the red team
All the losses inside amplified by the fact
That I can't get by with my x2
And I can't provide the right type of life for my garage
Cause man, these wins don't buy rammers
And it's no good,bad and ugly,there's no Jingles this is my grind
And these times are so costly, and it's getting even more expensive
Trying to not feed and repair my tank, plus
Teeter totter caught up between being a frontline and a marksmen tank
Baby brother screaming in the background and
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of campy
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a t95
I've got to formulate a tactic or I end up lagging or dying in one shot
Success is my only  option, failure's not
MS-1, I love you, but your spot got to go
I cannot grow old in Komarin's lot
So here I go it's my shot.
Tracks, fail me not, this may be the only opportunity that I got

You can beat any grind you set your mind to, Tanker

 

 

 

Yes Just Yes

 

I completely agree. :)

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cmain88z #51 Posted 08 August 2014 - 05:03 PM

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voice over by Rod Serling

exhibit one a tiny DW2 driver facing off against that most fearsome enemy the Hellcat. Today on the Twilight Zone we ask that most perplexing question what if Taylor Swift drove tanks?

 

 

"unseen"

You, with your camo like Mystique

And speed and 90 that you use against me
You have knocked off my track again
Got me feeling like I'm burnin
You, with your voice like your 9 and need to be on ritalin
spotting me out when I'm in the open
You picking on the weaker tank

You can take me down with just one single shell
But you don't know, what you don't know...

Someday I'll be driving a big ol' kitty(Tiger II)
And all you're ever gonna be is extinct
Someday I'll be sidescapeing good enough so you can't hit me
And all you're ever gonna be is extinct

Why you gotta be so unseen?

You, with your switching hides
And your radar eyes and your murican acurracy
You have shot out my optics again
As if I could see you anyway
I walk with my head down
Trying to block it out 'cause I'll never gonna find you
I just wanna feel like a tank again

I bet you got pushed around
Somebody made you explode
But the cycle ends right now
'Cause I sure as hell ain’t going down that open road
And you don't know, what you don't know...

Someday I'll be driving a big ol' kitty
And all you're ever gonna be is extinct
Someday I'll be sidescapeing good enough so you can't hit me
And all you're ever gonna be is extinct

Why you gotta be so unseen?


And I can hear you now over the mic
Talking over a encounter game
With that same squeaky voice
But nobody's listening
tail tucked and running from my big old tank
ranting and rumbling on about how I can't play
But all you are is extinct

All you are is extinct
And on fire, and blown up, and alone in the garage
And extinct, and Ka-blooey, and blown up, and dead


Someday I'll be driving a big ol' kitty
And all you're ever gonna be is extinct, yeah
Someday I'll be sidescapeing good enough so you can't hit me
And all you're ever gonna be is extinct

Why you gotta be so?..

Someday I'll be driving a big ol' kitty (Why you gotta be so?..)
And all you're ever gonna be is extinct (Why you gotta be so?..)
Someday I'll be sidescapeing good enough so you can't hit me (Why you gotta be so?..)
And all you're ever gonna be is extinct

Why you gotta be so unseen?

 



El Materdor43 #52 Posted 10 August 2014 - 04:32 AM

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View Postsuth99, on 04 August 2014 - 06:31 PM, said:

Calling this version "A Scouts Rhapsody"

 

 

Is this a real light?
Is this just fantasy?
A little bit op,
No escape from my chaffee.

I'm the team eyes,
On the minimap you'll see...
I'm just a little tank, I need no HP.
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
Little high, little low.
Anyway the tanks go, doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Arty, just killed a tank.
Shot the gun when he saw red,
Pulled his trigger, now they're dead.
Arty, the game had just begun.
But now you've gone and ruined that guys day.

Arty, oohooooh.
Don't listen to the noob cry.
If I don't light them up for you it's horrible.
But carry on, carry on,
as if scouting doesn't matter.

Too late, my time has come.
They sent a shell right down my spine,
Tracks are broken at this time.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind for the garage.

Arty, oohooooh.
I don't wanna die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been a scout at all.


I see a little silhouetto of a tank.
In-a-bush, in-a-bush, they've got terrible camo!
Jagdtiger and 103,
Very, very frightening me.
M53, M53
M53, M53
M53/55
You're Magnifico!

I'm just a scout tank, nobody loves me.
(He's just a scout tank, an unappreciated family.
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.)

Easy come, easy go, will red team let me go?
Of course not, no!! We will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Of course not, We will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Of course not, We will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Never, never let you go!
Never let me go, oh.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh green team players, green team players (Red team will not let me go.)
fv215b has a hesh shell put aside for me,
For me,
For meeeee!

So you think you can shell me and take green teams eye?
Why do green team love me but leave me to die?
Oh WG, can't do this to me WG.
Just go to garage, go to garage and play again!


Random scouts don't matter,
Anyone can see.
Random scouts don't matter.
Random scouts don't matter,
Except to me.

 

Winner, Winner ....chicken dinner!!!


   

 

                                                                                                                                               

                                                                                                                 

 


Acysbib #53 Posted 10 August 2014 - 06:55 AM

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View PostEl Materdor43, on 09 August 2014 - 09:32 PM, said:

 

Winner, Winner ....chicken dinner!!!

I dunno... If you try to follow the lyrics with the song Bohemian Rhapsody... It doesn't quiiiite fit in a few places... The tempo is completely off. 

 

I would buy winner winner chicken dinner, if the guy who wrote it could SING it in the tempo for the seed song.

 

(If I could edit my own entry to add a link... I would back my own version up with my voice... But alas, no editing.)


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GamerPaws #54 Posted 10 August 2014 - 08:06 AM

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Freddy Mercury didnt see that coming for sure hahah, may he rest in piece :)

english is not my language, but i will still try, i am sorry for any grammar mistakes or nonsense sentences lol

 

 

I drown my tank today
To see if I still feel (my repair bill)
I focus on the xp gain
The only thing that's real
The Borsig tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it right away
But my HP remember everything

What have I become?
My sweetest platoon friend
Every teammate I know
Burns away in the end
(OPFOR)You could have it all
My entire base of dirt
I will let my team down
I will make them hurt

I drive this heavy of #$%
Upon my panzer chair
Full of broken modules
I cannot repair
Beneath the stains of engine oil
My medkits disappear
(KV-1S) You are someone else
I am still tracked right here

What have I become?
My sweetest platoon friend
Every teammate I know
Burns away in the end

OPFOR You could have it all
My entire base of dirt
I will let my team down
I will make them hurt
If I could start battle again
A million miles from Malinowka away
I would bought myself a TD
I would find a way (to camp all day)



Total War666 #55 Posted 10 August 2014 - 09:03 PM

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Heres mine. Don't really like the song but I make random WoT songs up to it fairly often lol. Cut it short a bit towards the end as it would just be repeating the same thing over and over. So here goes. By the way, I have nothing against scouts. Its just a bit of fun.

 

http://m.youtube.com...h?v=fWNaR-rxAic

 

Tank Song
Total War666
'Go Scout Maybe'

 

(Verse)

 

I wanna push your tank in a well
I'll message you and I'll tell
I'm in my Tiger II
And you were in my way

 

You were there in a light
Camping far out of sight
Not really helping the fight
And you were in my way

 

No enemies were showing
And you were still not going
Its was all too frustrating
What the hell were you doing matey

 

(Chorus)

 

Hey I just met you
And you were driving me crazy
Get out of the bush
And go scout maybe

 

Its hard to play right
With you matey
Get out of the bush
And go scout maybe

 

Hey I just met you
And you were driving me crazy
Get out of the bush
And go scout maybe

 

And all the other tanks
Are screaming matey
Get out of the bush
And go scout maybe

 

(Verse)

 

You in your 38t
You were still stuck in the tree
You will not move to the front
And its killing me

 

I've still got my AP
Because you wont scout for me
I'm made to take out tanks
Your made to fire blanks

 

No enemies were showing
And you were still not going
It was all too frustrating
What the hell were you doing matey

 

(Chorus)

 

Hey I just met you
And you were driving me crazy
Get out of the bush
And go scout maybe

 

Its hard to play right
With you baby
Get out of the bush
And go scout maybe

 

Hey I just met you
And you were driving me crazy
Get out of the bush
And go scout maybe

 

And all the other tanks
Are screaming matey
Get out of the bush
And go scout maybe

 

(Cut the ending short)

 

Before I came into the game
I was playing fine
I was killing time 
I was kill-ing tanks!

 

Before I met you here online
I was earning dimes
Because the scouts were fine


So go scout maybe!

 

 

 


                            I like Tanks....

 

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JakeLandon #56 Posted 11 August 2014 - 05:48 AM

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My entry, David Bowie's Ammo on Maus?

 

 

Is there ammo on Maus?

 

It's a god-awful matchmaking
To the girl with the Mausy tank
But most teammates are yelling "No"
And one green one has told her to "Stop"

 

But her platoon mate is nowhere to be seen
Now she's tracked in her sunken tank
To the hill with the clearest view
And she's hit to the silver screen

 

But the reload it's a saddening bore
'Cause she's lived it ten times or more
She could hit in that MS-1
As they ask her to focus on

 

Heavies fighting in Himmelsdorf
Oh man! look at those Hellcats go!
It's the freakiest show!

 

Take a look at that Cromwell
Blocking up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
He's now all filled up with holes
Is there ammo on Maus?

 

It's on American turreted line
That the big Maus has grown up a hole
Now the Jumbos have struck the base
T2 Lights on sale again

 

See the Maus in the lemming train
From Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads
Rule Britannia is out of tanks
To my Heavies, my arty, and lights

 

But the reload is a saddening bore
'Cause I lost loader ten times or more
It's about to be revived again
As I ask you to focus on

 

Heavies fighting in the Westfield
Oh man! Look at those Hellcats go
It's the freakiest show

 

Take a look at the Cromwell
Blocking up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
He's now all filled up with holes
Is there ammo on Maus?

 


"I don't demand that people think or behave the way I do. I have just as many questions about my own ideas as other people might have about my ideas. I'm not convinced I'm absolutely right all the time, but I'll take the chance and state my opinion at the time that I have it. I may regret it later, I may even change my mind later, but I take a stand."-  Frank Zappa


Concrete Lord #57 Posted 11 August 2014 - 02:34 PM

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To The tune of "In the Year 2525"

 

In the year 2525

If tanks are still around

If arty can be found

They may fight.

 

In the year 3535

Aint gonna need play solo, play alone

All we want is teamwork and fair play

But it looks like trolls are here is stay

 

In the year 4545

Aint gonna need no forest, wont need no trees

your camo is lookin' brand new

Nobody's gonna spot you

 

In the year 5555

your track is hanging limp at your side

you can't bloody well move

everyone's shootin' at you

 

In the year 6565

Aint gonna to take no crap, or talk back

here's a present, a big one for you

at the bottom of this long steel tube

 

In the year 7510

if the T95's a comin'

it might make it by then

maybe it'll look around and if not tired

guess it's time for some sniping fire

 

In the year 8510

the trolls are gonna make an appearance by then

they'll either say I'm pleased to push and annoy

or just sit here and camp again

 

whoa whoa

 

In the year 9595

i'm kinda wonderin' if tanks will be around

they've taken all the damage the Reds can give

and they aint yielded nothing

 

whoa whoa

 

Tatics there been 10,000 plotted

tanks there's be a billion spotted

for all the death he spewed

now the KV's reign is through

but through optics bright

in the starry night

I see you far away

let's blow you back to yesterday

 

In the year 2525

if tanks are still around

if arty can be found

they may fight

 

 

 

 



HBFT WGA #58 Posted 11 August 2014 - 05:03 PM

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What a deluge of song alternatives!  Closing this contest thread for judging.  This is going to be a tough one, but we will "rock out" the results to you as soon as we are able! :)


HBFT WGA #59 Posted 11 August 2014 - 11:12 PM

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After much deliberation and plenty of your tunes and songs booming out of office headphones, we have chosen our winners!  What a tough choice with many tie-breakers involved, we arrived at the following:

 

Winners (750 Gold):

suth99
robertthred
zero86r
DougWebster
Brass Drag0n
Ereaser NL
Quazakaharet
DRAGON ZR0
Total War666
Wraith Calling

 

Thank you again to all who participated!  We're always amazed at how creative all of you are! :)







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