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WidowMaker1711 #81 Posted 30 October 2014 - 05:41 PM

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View PostDe4thSt4lker206, on 30 October 2014 - 07:50 AM, said:

 

you mean "Dissidents to Stalin"

 

Are they not one and the same???


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De4thSt4lker206 #82 Posted 31 October 2014 - 04:53 PM

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you do 6k damage and kill 4 tanks INCLUDING a half health e-100 from the front at point blank range in a medium tank, all the while on 200 health, and you tell the team where the last tank (t95) is and how to flank him (he was in the hills north spawn of pearl), and they run for the cap and die in the open in a 2 v 1

 

i seriously killed a e-100 and repositioned to their flank, damaged a jagdtiger on the way, and got one shot into a tiger 2 in the time it took these two to kill it  (they were in a Jagdtiger and a t110e5).... 


Edited by De4thSt4lker206, 31 October 2014 - 04:53 PM.

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MPC 2117 #83 Posted 02 November 2014 - 10:15 PM

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View PostWidowMaker1711, on 27 October 2014 - 03:17 PM, said:

 

You need to offer a sacrifice of bacon to the Gods of MM

Such false, despicable deities will get nothing but the heels of my SWAT boots atop their skulls should things remain unchanged...

No one gets my bacon...not even my alter ego(<because he doesn't exist).


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MPC 2117 #84 Posted 05 November 2014 - 12:47 PM

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Got a new story folks! WITH WITNESSES! Me and a certain 'Royal' someone played our Tier 9 mediums the other night and wound up on Widepark(south spawn) top tier of nine, 4 on each team. Things seemed to be going well until we noticed that NONE of our 'mates' decided to go right, and they all lemminged left or wandered around the middle for no particular reason. Eventually it was only the two of us left and 12 enemies remaining but we managed to bring an IS3 to hell with us while being surrounded by all the remaining enemies. Fast Forward>>

 

>> We get to the after action report. The both of us dealt 2500+ dmg with 3 kills between us(2for me and Nuke took the IS3).

NONE of our teammates broke 1000dmg and the only other person with a kill was an M12 Artillery...which shot a LIGHT tank that I had already drained of all hit points with my 105.

 

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!?

I'll attach the pic when I find the damn camera cord...


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Nuke2099 #85 Posted 05 November 2014 - 12:59 PM

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View PostMPC 2117, on 05 November 2014 - 12:47 PM, said:

Got new folks! WITH WITNESSES! Me and a certain 'Royal' someone played our Tier 9 mediums the other night and wound up on Widepark(south spawn) top tier of nine, 4 on each team. Things seemed to be going well until we noticed that NONE of our 'mates' decided to go right, and they all lemminged left or wandered around the middle for no particular reason. Eventually it was only the two of us left and 12 enemies remaining but we managed to bring an IS3 to hell with us while being surrounded by all the remaining enemies. Fast Forward>>

 

>> We get to the after action report. The both of us dealt 2500+ dmg with 3 kills between us(2for me and Nuke took the IS3).

NONE of our teammates broke 1000dmg and the only other person with a kill was an M12 Artillery...which shot a LIGHT tank that I had already drained of all hit points with my 105.

 

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!?

I'll attach the pic when I find the damn camera cord...

 

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FreedomBird66 #86 Posted 05 November 2014 - 01:07 PM

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When everyone rolls out and leaves you hanging at the base to defend it by yourself.....Then never comes back to help you when the enemy decides to attack you. And your in a 23 shell T82 destroyer with a loading speed slower then a turtle......Yep had this happen 3 times back to back last night. I was TICKED!  Must of been newbies or COD players....lol

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FreedomBird66 #87 Posted 05 November 2014 - 01:12 PM

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Here's another; It's the final last minutes of the session. You've got them outnumbered 3 to 2 and your real close to their flag. Everyone else decides to sit and wait for the clock to run out. So you make a mad dash to the flag. Enemies start to appear and you kill one, then just when the clock has 20 seconds left on it. You hear/see a shell hit right beside you; while your team mates are still sitting still and have not moved since. Still got the win tho!!!     This happened to me over the weekend while using an artillery tank....Really 

Edited by FreedomBird66, 05 November 2014 - 01:13 PM.

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FreedomBird66 #88 Posted 05 November 2014 - 01:15 PM

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I wonder if any of these players I have just mentioned above in my last two post ever heard of the saying....." No Guts, No Glory"......lol

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MPC 2117 #89 Posted 10 November 2014 - 10:00 PM

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You know you deserve a better team when...

...you are the ONLY member of your team to move toward the base in an encounter battle. Very sad games.


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Deathkeizer III #90 Posted 10 November 2014 - 10:55 PM

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You know you deserve a better team when 14 of your teammates lemming down Erlenberg while you're the only one at the side that should be stabilized.


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View PostDeathkeizer III, on 10 November 2014 - 04:55 PM, said:

 

+1 for Sakura


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WidowMaker1711 #92 Posted 11 November 2014 - 08:19 PM

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You get a Pools medal in the Sherman M4A2E4

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De4thSt4lker206 #93 Posted 18 November 2014 - 04:11 AM

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you deserve a better team when you get 10 detections and keep the enemy spotted for 4 minutes, and you finish with 619 spotter damage in a tier 8 game.

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De4thSt4lker206 #94 Posted 18 November 2014 - 06:33 AM

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when your 3 person platoon gets 12k damage and 10 kills and you lose with 3 tanks left alive on the enemy team.

Edited by De4thSt4lker206, 18 November 2014 - 06:34 AM.

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B1G P0PPA 45 #95 Posted 18 November 2014 - 07:05 AM

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Sso very true, I feel ur pain,

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...when you are trying to kill a pair of tier5s that can't pen you in your tier6 medium tank with friendlys just getting in the way and blocking your shots. Then when you finally kill them, all of your useless teammates start patting themselves on the back...despite the fact that the two thirds of their team that went the other direction have been completely wiped out while destroying no enemies.

 

People these days...:facepalm:


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GeneralZap1 #97 Posted 28 November 2014 - 06:01 AM

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Two of them drown in the same area...

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View PostGeneralZap1, on 28 November 2014 - 12:01 AM, said:

Two of them drown in the same area...

 

I've seen a trio of people pull that one.

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MPC 2117 #99 Posted 29 November 2014 - 01:03 AM

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You really deserve a better team in situations like this: I've just purchased a ferdinand TD and get put into a tier 10 match on Mines, standard battle, north spawn. Three tier 10s on each team and mine are all in the same platoon, 2 E-100s' and a T110E4.

I procede to take middle approach in my STOCK Ferdinand and single handedly suspend the advance of an m48 patton, E100, and a tortoise.

What is the platoon of tier 10s doing you ask? THEY ARE CAMPING THE BASE NEAR THE WATER.:facepalm:

 

We inevitably lost, and I call out this platoon via text msg, telling them how badly they f***ked up.

Here's the response I get: "Go **** yourself *********, learn how to play the game."

 

LEARN HOW TO PLAY THE GAME!? REALLY!? Hilarity ensued when I continued to point out their idiocy and cowardice.

I get as much of a laugh as the next guy when people say stupid things, but just what the hell is wrong with people these days?

Did we all turn into vegetables overnight and lose the ability to think?


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Palantas #100 Posted 30 December 2014 - 04:21 AM

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The following happened this evening, and I remembered this thread...


 

Boo

 

 


 

...You deserve a better team when the top three scores in your Tier 8 match were placed by Tier 6 tanks...and you're on stock package.


 

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