Had a "pissed my pants"/ "did that really happen" moment while driving my comet on Sandriver. Spawned south and headed up the middle sand dunes to take some shots on the enemies heading through the middle or mountains. Tiger tank came around the dunes to flank me, landed some shots on me and we both started evasive maneuvers. What proceeded was almost like a dance of death, both of us moving back and forth, rotating and shooting each other. I was bouncing almost every shot he was sending my way, and I finally took him down after what seemed like forever, curse the low alpha damage. Could not believe I came out alive and with at least 1/4 of my life remaining (actually I can't remember how much health I had left).


Your "Did that really happen" moments.
#41 Posted 02 December 2014 - 10:21 PM
#42 Posted 03 December 2014 - 03:45 PM
xX82XxKill3rElk, on 02 November 2014 - 12:50 AM, said:
a while ago i was in a t54 and bounced off of the broadside of a conq 3 times, taking his tracks for no damage on the first, plain bouncing the 2nd and 3rd.... later that game the same thing happened with a borsig. tracks ate it, bounced, killed him..... even more fitting, that was the game i got the "this is world of tanks" achievment
Edited by De4thSt4lker206, 04 December 2014 - 03:09 PM.
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#43 Posted 05 December 2014 - 06:19 PM
Himmelsdorf, Encounter
Game starts
Get 2 kills
End up last alive on my team
Ten enemies left
Im in my AMX 50 120 (87% health left)
-Tissue paper for armor, more mobile than a damn hummingbird, 120 mm gun that hits harder than Rocky with four shots a clip, top speed that makes Ferraris [edited]their pants
Crap, they are capping
Im on top by the castle, they only have 6 seconds left to win
They leave the cap to come kill me
The poor fools
Two wild T-69's appear at the crest of the hill in front of me. Both at less than 10%
Bang, Bang. 4 kills
Rush don the hill, two shots left.
Bang, Bang. Ammo rack IS and light amx 12 t on fire. He dies
6 kills
Turn corner cackling like Jack the Ripper at an all girls school
I didnt chose thug life, it chose me
6 people left: I spot a lone JPanzer. From the side
aaaawwwwww yis
Bang. Tracked him. Bang, 2% health left
Bang arty blows my ammo
Turret flies off as crew is instantly incinerated
FAK ARTY, throw controller with enough force to upset the cosmos.
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*Fin
#44 Posted 07 December 2014 - 06:25 AM
Map: Mines - Standard Battle
Tank: Panzer II
Medals: Confederate
Ribbons:
Enemy Damaged (x52)
Enemy Spotted (x4)
Tank Destroyed (x5)
Spotted Target Hit (x3)
Critical Hit (x7)
Enemy Tanks:
T2 Medium - 11 Damage
UC 2-pdr - 82 Damage, Destroyed
T57 - Spotted, 65 Damage
FT AC - Spotted, 74 Damage
Cruiser I - Spotted, 17 Shared Damage, 11 Damage
PanzerJäger I - 41 Shared Damage, 79 Damage, Destroyed
T18 - 81 Damage
Panzer II - 84 Damage
T2 Light - Spotted
Panzer II - 11 Damage, Destroyed
T1E6-X - 41 Damage, Destroyed
T2 Light - 16 Damage, Destroyed
One of best games with my Panzer II.
Un tanque... grrrande!
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#45 Posted 07 December 2014 - 05:28 PM
On Prokhorovka I was hull down in my FV215b one time and theirs only two of us left (1 on each team, enemy is also in a FV215b). Neither of us had any health and we could one shot each other at the right moment. So I'm sitting there waiting for him to come at me so I can kill him.... than this happens. He's coming at me full speed, keep in mind hes hitting bumps/ditches in the ground so his tank is jumping all over the place, anyways, whilst he's coming at me, he shoots and pens the very top of my turret whilst going full speed and hitting all those little bumps/ditches in the ground...
It was beyond me how he managed to get a lucky shot at the very top of my turret AND pen it. I could have sat there for hours, sitting still, with a Premium round loaded, aiming perfectly at the weak spot and I promise you, 99.99% chance it would have ricocheted. When it happened, I just put down my controller and went outside. I've never seen anything so stupid in my entire life.
#46 Posted 10 December 2014 - 08:57 AM
o.o
#47 Posted 10 December 2014 - 01:14 PM
My first ever game, I was bumbling around minding my own business, trying to get used to driving my little light MS-1 tank & wasn't really doing a good job of it.
then from one of the steep hills, one of the enemy slipped sideways down the slope to my left & knackered his tracks.
He was stuck sideways & couldn't turn his turret around to shoot me. All I had was the top of his hull facing me & a big grin on my face I just pumped shot after shot into him until he blew up. Although I got killed straight after......My first game & I get a kill.
I did three laps of honor around my living room laughing.
I will hurt them with Boomy goodness!
#48 Posted 10 December 2014 - 05:21 PM
#49 Posted 10 December 2014 - 05:59 PM
Had a really fun moment with my cent 7/1 1vs3 on himmelsdorf
2 pantherII and a pershing, all of them were platooned. All 3 of them charged straight at me, I'm completely solo (had a t-29 team-mate run away )
As these tanks charge the panthers somehow bounce every shot they take at me, I'm reversing killing the lead panther. the last panther tracks me the pershing goes to my rear, both tanks begin bouncing their shots. I then kill the last panther, its at this moment the last tank figures out how to shoot through my tank however I still manage to take him to 1/4 health before I'm destroyed.
I get that overall I lost that fight, but it was crazy how I hadn't died within the first 30sec. in the beginning of the encounter and took down both panthers and almost killed the last tank. It was fun
Edited by monkeyCOWman, 10 December 2014 - 06:05 PM.
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#50 Posted 17 December 2014 - 04:00 AM
TwiztidBarrel, on 10 December 2014 - 11:21 AM, said:
So tonight I had another troll encounter, two of them. Name of Alert Colt in a platoon with Alert Cornholio. So I am in the map at the beginning evaluating for the first 20-30 seconds, like a good tanker should (but I am NOT good, just average!). Anyway, I get intentionally broadsided by an idiot in a heavy who is waiting for his platoon buddy to load in, I am in the at2. He continues to mess with me for another couple minutes. I am ranting into the mic about him being a troll, and I apologize cause I know I dropped the F bomb twice. That is why I am going to post all tags of trolls like this on this thread, not that it makes a difference in any way other than I get a little frustration out. Hope you all do the same. The first moron was THEBANANA10. He was in a td, I in my t2Light. I was a rocks throw from death, but still trying to spot, ducking behind a building, peeking out. When ole' banana decided to move up and lick my butt in his td and use me for a meat shield. NOT. I moved, returned the favor, just for a few secs, then sped away to the other side.
#51 Posted 01 January 2015 - 08:55 PM
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#52 Posted 05 January 2015 - 03:15 PM
Last night I was matched against Tier 2 & 3 enemies while I was in my little Tier 1 Ms1. I took up position in the bombed out village opposite to the enemies spawn point & took some shots at the red team who I was spotting happily but could not penetrate any of the tanks I was firing at. I knew I was in trouble as I'd turned up to a gun fight with a bucket of harsh words..... ......Not good!!!
I was doing pretty well evading arty fire and keeping them spotted when I suddenly realized that the sneaky red team had come up the steep hill & was about to engulf me. I tried to head back to the greens starting point but noticed that there were already covering the road, so after taking a few extremely hard hits, I broke cover & my tiny little MS1 (I call him Dudeski) went shooting down the valley wall faster than it's little wheels could carry me, whilst continually under a hail of fire coming from every perceivable direction on the map......I still have no idea how I got into the safety of the buildings in the valley bottom.
I only had 2% health left & could not even take a near miss......I just sat behind a building wondering how I didn't manage to break my tracks off
I'm thinking a had a fair few witness as a few on my team sent me a few "Awesome" messages lol
That by far is the funniest thing that has happened to me since starting to play WOT.....That little MS1 went like a rocket,
I will hurt them with Boomy goodness!
#53 Posted 06 January 2015 - 07:19 PM
#54 Posted 06 January 2015 - 11:35 PM
When I was in my ELC, I bounced a 90 mm shell off the hull of a Hellcat. When I had it flat-on. Yeah.
Thought it's worked both ways; I've bounced shells off my ELC (somehow). Overmatching? WHAT'S THAT?!
#55 Posted 09 January 2015 - 06:30 PM
#56 Posted 13 January 2015 - 02:58 PM
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#57 Posted 20 January 2015 - 12:52 PM
I was driving my S51 in El Halluf. As a t95 has spotted and begann turning towarrds my team mates I aimed ccarefully shot and blew him away with 1 Shot(-1700 HP for him). My first thought was OMFG did i really just do that??? i scored 5400 damage points in that Tier 9 match(S51 => Tier 7) Strangely the average combat distance between me and the other team was 900+ .
On a nother occasion i hit a E100 with my Unicorn and pumped 1000 damage points into him(same thought =>OMFG did i do that?)
Edited by XGNmangeli, 20 January 2015 - 12:57 PM.
#58 Posted 13 February 2015 - 06:31 AM
using my arty, just the tier five American tank I managed to knock a tank off a bridge with one of my shells, I died cause I was to busy laughing to notice the light that came up on me, couldn't believe I knocked him off a bridge, did only like 150 damage, but he took another 100 for falling lol
K.O.H.
#59 Posted 13 February 2015 - 06:33 AM
TwiztidBarrel, on 17 December 2014 - 04:00 AM, said:
So tonight I had another troll encounter, two of them. Name of Alert Colt in a platoon with Alert Cornholio. So I am in the map at the beginning evaluating for the first 20-30 seconds, like a good tanker should (but I am NOT good, just average!). Anyway, I get intentionally broadsided by an idiot in a heavy who is waiting for his platoon buddy to load in, I am in the at2. He continues to mess with me for another couple minutes. I am ranting into the mic about him being a troll, and I apologize cause I know I dropped the F bomb twice. That is why I am going to post all tags of trolls like this on this thread, not that it makes a difference in any way other than I get a little frustration out. Hope you all do the same. The first moron was THEBANANA10. He was in a td, I in my t2Light. I was a rocks throw from death, but still trying to spot, ducking behind a building, peeking out. When ole' banana decided to move up and lick my butt in his td and use me for a meat shield. NOT. I moved, returned the favor, just for a few secs, then sped away to the other side.
From what I understand you are not allowed to post names of other players on here, im not admin or anything but id be more carefull...or just don't do it in the future
K.O.H.
#60 Posted 26 February 2015 - 04:06 PM
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