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HBFT WGA #1 Posted 05 December 2014 - 05:57 PM

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Tankers!

 

With the Winter upon us come a number of catchy jingles and tunes that we can all enjoy in different ways.  We would like for you to create a parody of your favorite holiday song based around your adventures in World of Tanks.  The Top 10 entries will receive 750 gold.

 

Here is an example of a parody that we created: 

 

Title: "Jingle Shells" 

 

How to join the contest:

  • Create a parody tune to one of your favorite holiday tunes and base your lyrics around your adventures in World of Tanks.
  • Link us to a YouTube video of the original song and paste your parody lyrics below the video.

 

Rules:

  • All players are welcome to join the contest but each player can submit only one entry.
  • The creation must be designed exclusively for this contest.
  • Entries will be judged on creativity, quality, complexity, etc.
  • All videos can be posted using the "Embed YouTube Video" option found on your existing forum tools
  • Wargaming gains exclusive rights to the contest image when you post it on the forum, as outlined in the “10. User Generated Content” section of the Terms of Service

 

The submission deadline is December 12 at 06:00 PST (December 12 13:00 UTC).

 



XxDAFFYxxDUCKxX #2 Posted 05 December 2014 - 06:12 PM

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The Twelve days of Tanksmas. (Note, no way am I going to repeat each of the lines EVERY TIME, so, I'll just give the twelfth day, and you work with it from there.)

On the Twelfth day of Tanksmas, War Gaming Gave to me!

 

12 campers camping!

11 Togs a Toggin!

10 Rammers ramming!

9 Bert's a Bertin!

8 Russian's Rushing!

7 BT's flying!

6 arties dying!

5, GOLDEN SHELLS!!!!!!

4 Waffle monsters,

3 French Tier 10's,

2 doom turtles,

and a death star looking at me.....

 

hahahah that's brilliant! Thank you for the entry! :)

~HBFT


Edited by XxDAFFYxxDUCKxX, 09 December 2014 - 04:58 PM.

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Mac an tSagart #3 Posted 05 December 2014 - 06:36 PM

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Honestly not sure I can beat Daffy on this one. It is great.

 

Give it a try.  You might be surprised!  Besides, there are ten winners in this one. :)

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RedEyeBakery #4 Posted 05 December 2014 - 06:53 PM

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Title: Joy to the tog!

 

Joy to the world of tanks, The tog 2 has come
Let the Garage recieve it's king
Let every garage slot give him room
And RNG and 1400hp sing
And RNG and 1400hp sing
And RNG and RNG and 1400hp sing

 

Joy to the world of tanks, The battleship Reigns
Let Crew members their Songs employ
While Soft medium and large terrain
Repeat the sounding Engines
Repeat the sounding Engines
Repeat,Repeat the Sounding Engines

 

No more Going fast
Nor Tier 4s infest the grounds
He comes to save those tier 5s
Far as the map can see
Far as the map can see
But still watches out for those tier 6s and 7s

 

He rules the world of tanks with a 17pdr gun and 1400hp
And makes the other nations prove
The glories of his large size
And wonders of his Abilities
And wonders of his Abilities
And wonders, wonders, of his Abilites

Sikelike NA

 

Your version of that song really makes me feel the epic scale that is the TOG-II! xD

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XxDAFFYxxDUCKxX #5 Posted 05 December 2014 - 07:02 PM

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View PostSikeLike, on 05 December 2014 - 06:53 PM, said:

 

Holy crap, good job.


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XxDAFFYxxDUCKxX #6 Posted 05 December 2014 - 07:03 PM

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View PostMac an tSagart, on 05 December 2014 - 06:36 PM, said:

Honestly not sure I can beat Daffy on this one. It is great.

 

Aww, thanks man.

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ArtyHarHar #7 Posted 05 December 2014 - 07:07 PM

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(to the tune of Oh Christmas Tree)

 

 

Oh M3 Lee, Oh M3 Lee,  of all the tanks most gimpy

Oh M3 Lee, Oh M3 Lee, all other tanks take pity

Each match you bring me delight, to see you in my gun sight

Oh M3 Lee, Oh M3 Lee, you are just a bad TD

Oh M3 Lee, Oh M3 Lee,  you don’t have a turret

Oh M3 Lee, Oh M3 Lee, your armor is just for show

Your gun is placed to the side, your other gun is a placebo,

Oh M3 Lee, Oh M3 Lee the other tanks laugh at thee

You are the tank that sets the bar, when debating how bad tanks are,

Oh M3 Lee, Oh M3 Lee, of all the tanks most untanky

 

"your other gun is a placebo"

This line got it for me. hahahaha

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XxDAFFYxxDUCKxX #8 Posted 05 December 2014 - 07:08 PM

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View PostArtyHarHar, on 05 December 2014 - 07:07 PM, said:

Oh M3 Lee, Oh M3 Lee,  of all the tanks most gimpy

Oh M3 Lee, Oh M3 Lee, all other tanks take pity

Each match you bring me delight, to see you in my gun sight

Oh M3 Lee, Oh M3 Lee, you are just a bad TD

Oh M3 Lee, Oh M3 Lee,  you don’t have a turret

Oh M3 Lee, Oh M3 Lee, your armor is just for show

Your gun is placed to the side, your other gun is a placebo,

Oh M3 Lee, Oh M3 Lee the other tanks laugh at thee

You are the tank that sets the bar, when debating how bad tanks are,

Oh M3 Lee, Oh M3 Lee, of all the tanks most untanky

 

Did anybody else read that as the song went?

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ArtyHarHar #9 Posted 05 December 2014 - 07:10 PM

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View PostXxDAFFYxxDUCKxX, on 05 December 2014 - 02:08 PM, said:

 

Did anybody else read that as the song went?

 Good point; will edit.


                                       


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The Little Drummer Tank / Peak-A-Boom

OR

The Eighty-Millionth Final Edit

David Bowie & Bing Crosby WoT Version

 

Bowie: Hello... you're the new Tanker?
Bing: Hahaha! Well, it's been a long time since I’ve only had a few hundred games!
Bowie: What's happened to Komarin?
Bing: I guess its changing.
Bowie: Yeah, it does that a lot, doesn't it? Uhm... Oh, I'm David Bowie, I play my Xbox 360 down the road.
Bing: Oh!
Bowie: Wargaming let's me use its piano if they’re not around; they’re not around, are
they?
Bing: I can honestly say I haven't seen them but come on in! Let’s play!
Bowie: But uh...
Bing: Come on in!
Bowie: Do you work for Wargaming?
Bing: Well, I use premium time...
Bowie: Oh, you're not the Heavy driver from East server, right?
Bing: Ha! Gee... news sure travels fast, doesn't it? I'm Bing.
Bowie: Oh, I'm pleased to meet you. You're the one that has a Freedom, right?
Bing: Well, right or wrong, I’m Free either way...
Bowie: Oh well, I have a Freedom too.
Bing: Oh good! What kind of driving?
Bowie: Mostly the brawling’n’sniping stuff. Do you eh... do you like the new French tanks?
Bing: Oh, I think the Batchat looks marvelous!! Some of them tanks in that line are really fine. But tell me, have you ever played with any of the older vehicles?
Bowie: Oh yeah, sure. I like ah... the T-34 heavy and the other Sherman one from eh...the movie.
Bing: Mmm... you’ve been killed a lot, uh?
Bowie: Yeah, under twenty-five percent survival rating.
Bing: Haha, none of us are very good these days!!
Bowie: In fact, I've only got a few medals but I'm really excited about the Wargaming Christmas holiday-thing.
Bing: Do you play in any of the other mediums in the... Tanker household, free time?
Bowie: Oh yeah, whenever I can really; I enjoy getting critical hits from a distance, flanking, using cover, ...side-scrapping around buildings...
Bing: What???
Bowie: Oh, I was just seeing if you were paying attention.
Bing: Haha!
Bowie: Actually, mediums do most of the things other tanks do.. we're really flexible.
Bing: Are you?
Bowie: Oh, I even have a go at Heavy Heavies...
Bing: You do, eh!
Bowie: Yeah, and this song; its my favorite. Do YOU know this one?
Bing: Oh, I do indeed, it's a lovely theme.

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Run! Green told me! Va-vum-vum-vum-vum
Angry Red Heavy Comes! Va-vum-vum-vum-vum
Our finest shells-it-Pinged! Va-vum-vum-vum-vum
Va-vum-vum-vum-vum! Va-vum-vum-vum-vum

 

Red Heavy tank; can you see?

Run! Green told me! Va-vum-vum-vum-vum

All Green tanks just left me!

Powerful Heavy! Va-vum-vum-vum-vum

My Medium seeks Glory!

Poor little small tank! Va-vum-vum-vum-vum
Peak-A-Boom! When small tanks with good crews..

Fires his small gun! Pa-pew-pew-pew-pew!

Can Surprise! Better Heavy tanks!

Punctures the sweet spot! Ka-boom-ba-boom-boom!

..Don't get hit..

Va-vum-vum-vum-vum

..Me-di-ums..

 

 

Every Tanker must be made aware
Every Tanker must be made to care
Care enough for his fellow team

To bring an extinguisher...

 

I pray my fire, will end soon.

At least he blew up first! Va-vum-vum-vum-vum

This Medium.. sure smoked that tank.

One Angry Heavy! No-vum-vum-vum-vum
Return to the Garage in Glory..

You just got sent mail! Va-vum-vum-vum-vum

It was a day when a small tank with a good crew.

One crew per nation! Va-vum-vum-vum-vum

Could Surprise, a Better Heavy tank...

Except Wardaddy! Va-vum-vum-vum-vum

Peak-a-Boom; Me-di-ums..

Va-vum-vum-vum-vum

Me-di-ums...

 

 

________________________________________________________________________________________

Bing: It's a pretty theme, isn't it?

 

 

Wowwww.  Commitment to the intro AND the song.  Love it! :)

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RedEyeBakery #11 Posted 05 December 2014 - 07:40 PM

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View PostArtyHarHar, on 05 December 2014 - 11:07 AM, said:

(to the tune of Oh Christmas Tree)

 

 

Oh M3 Lee, Oh M3 Lee,  of all the tanks most gimpy

Oh M3 Lee, Oh M3 Lee, all other tanks take pity

Each match you bring me delight, to see you in my gun sight

Oh M3 Lee, Oh M3 Lee, you are just a bad TD

Oh M3 Lee, Oh M3 Lee,  you don’t have a turret

Oh M3 Lee, Oh M3 Lee, your armor is just for show

Your gun is placed to the side, your other gun is a placebo,

Oh M3 Lee, Oh M3 Lee the other tanks laugh at thee

You are the tank that sets the bar, when debating how bad tanks are,

Oh M3 Lee, Oh M3 Lee, of all the tanks most untanky

Lol this one is good! Also @daffy I was singing while reading yours :P i screamed out 5 Golden shells!


 

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Red Dough Boy #12 Posted 05 December 2014 - 07:56 PM

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KV-2 the Derp King, had a very happy soul.

With a massive gun, and huge turret, and a chassis made of *stal'.

 

KV-2 the Derp King, is a fairytale, they say.

He was made of steel, but tier 6's feel he brought derp gun today.

 

There must have been some Soviet steel in that big turret they found,

for when it was sealed down on him, that big tank went to town!

 

Oh, KV-2 the Derp tank, was destroying all they say;

and the comrades say he would laugh and cheer, as the Germans ran away! "Urra!"

 

Boomity boom, boom, boomity boom, boom, look at KV-2.

 

Boomity boom, boom, boomity boom, boom, over the fields of doom!

 

(That's what I have for my shot at this :veryhappy: *Stal' is Russian for steel).

 

 

hahahaha  The Derp King!!!

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Major Englush #13 Posted 05 December 2014 - 08:58 PM

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Had Bing Crosby's voice in my head while writing this ...

 

I'm dreaming of a tank Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the red tanks go boom
And green tanks cap soon
On Erlenberg in the snow

 

I'm dreaming of a tank Christmas
With every visit to the EFF site
May your games be merry and bright
And may all the red tanks 
Be a-light 

 

I'm dreaming of a tank Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the OpFor is dead
And my stats look good instead
Of being a big 'ol to-ma-to

 

I'm dreaming of a tank Christmas
With every enemy that I shoot
May all your shots pen and be true
And may all your tanks 
Have a great crew ...

 

 

Wow....Amaze-balls!

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Linerax #14 Posted 05 December 2014 - 11:55 PM

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Little Saint Bert

Oooooooo

Merry Christmas Saint Bert

Oooooooo

 

Well way up north where the Arctic gets cold

There's a tale about a tank
That you've all been told
And a real famous arty the size of a shack
All it spends all year scurryin' out on his tracks


It's the little Saint Bert
Little Saint Bert
It's the little Saint Bert
Little Saint Bert


Just a little arty we call the old Saint Bert
But he'll run a everywhere with a four speed stick
He's a sneaky little guy with a hull made of steel
And when Bert hits the gas man just watch him peel


It's the little Saint Bert
Little Saint Bert
It's the little Saint Bert
Little Saint Bert

 

Run run arty
Run run arty
Whoaa
Run run arty
Run run arty


He don't miss no one

And haulin' through the snow at a frightening speed
With a five man crew with Commander to lead
He's got to use his barrel cause the shells really fly
And he's cruisin' every path with a little surprise


It's the little Saint Bert
Little Saint Bert
It's the little Saint Bert
Little Saint Bert


Oooooooo
Merry Christmas Saint Bert
Christmas comes this time each year


Oooooooo
Merry Christmas Saint Bert
Christmas comes this time each yea
r

Oooooooo
Merry Christmas Saint Bert
Christmas comes this time each year

 

 


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CookieMan0 #15 Posted 06 December 2014 - 01:20 AM

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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: https://www.youtube....h?v=0byH9h1ClBY

 

You know Pershing and Sherman and Patton and Jackson

Comet, Caernarvon, and Churchill and Cromwell

But do you recall

The most famous game ruiner of all?

 

Rupert the big slow arty

 

Had a very big weak spot

And if you ever shot it

You would penetrate with gold

 

All of the other tankers

Used to rage and quit his games

They never let poor Rupert

Win any of his 2x games

 

Then one rainy Encounter

Chaffee came to say

Rupert with your gun so big

Will you shoot this Rheinmetall-Borsig?

 

Then all his teammates loved him

As they shouted out with glee

Rupert the big slow arty

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ScubaCrush #16 Posted 06 December 2014 - 05:21 AM

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All of these entries are very entertaining! 

 

Best. Contest. Ever.



SHACKATTACK75 #17 Posted 06 December 2014 - 05:22 AM

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Little tanker boy.....

The mini map lit up ,pa rum pum pum pum

Then he sees a M3 Lee, pa rum pum pum pum

Rushes in to get a T14, pa rum pum pum pum

To get a high XP ,pa rum pum pum pum

rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

 

Spoting my Heavy Tank

he must run.

 

Little tanker boy, you run a run run

I try to get you in sight, you run a run run

But I have a shell for you, pa rum pum pum pum

But its a fine gift for you, pa rum pum pum pum

rum pum pum pum

In my gun

rum pum pum pum

BOOM!


 

 

 


Edited by SHACKATTACK75, 06 December 2014 - 05:25 AM.


Deathkeizer III #18 Posted 06 December 2014 - 05:25 AM

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I remember this song from when I was like 2 or 3. Every Christmas Eve my family and I would hear this song on the radio at home. They actually re-released this song in 1997 which was I think after Bobby Helms died or before that during that year.

 

 

 

Jingletrager Rock (A dedication to the Tier X TD tank I love the most in the game: the Waffentrager auf E-100)

Solo singer:

Jingletrager, Jingletrager, Jingletrager rock 
Jingletrager loaded and Jingletrager ready.
Smoking and blowing up the OpFor
Now the enemy can't take anymore

 

Jingletrager (x3)

rock 
Jingletrager chimes in jinglestrike time 
Screeching and roaring they know that its here
It has no trace of fear.

 

What a scarred time, it has the dark chime
To rock OpFor away 
Jingletrager's chime is a triumphant time 
To go gliding in a Zyvhlonu sleigh.


Ready now Jingletrager, its time to feast 
Jingletrager's lurking in the shadows
Don't try and mingle with this annihilator beast 
That's the Jingletrager 
rock.

 

Backup singers:

 

Jingletrager (x3)

rock 
Jingletrager chimes in jinglestrike time 
Screeching and roaring they know that its here
It has no trace of fear.

 

Solo singer:

 

What a scarred time, it has the dark chime

To rock OpFor away 

Jingletrager's chime is a triumphant time 

To go gliding in a Zyvhlonu sleigh.

 

Ready now Jingletrager, its time to feast 
Jingletrager's lurking in the shadows
Don't try and mingle with this annihilator beast 

 

Solo singer and backup singers:

That's the Jingletrager (x3)

rock.

 

I decided to create a slightly darker setting of this song using the Waffentrager. XMAS-000X666 will probably be the next WoT Creepypasta I'll be writing. If you didn't read October 31st's WoT Creepypasta I wrote here it is: http://forum-console.worldoftanks.com/index.php?/topic/59483-for-my-first-1000th-post/page__fromsearch__1

 

 

 


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I'm hittin nuttin for christmas

 

I'm hittin nuttin for christmas
My platoon are really mad
I'm hittin nuttin for christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

 

I miss the side of a big Tog II
RNG really hates me
Bounced of the back of a Jagaroo
RNG really hates me
Got out flanked by a KV-2
Couldn't hit the hatch of the AT-2
Just died to a Valentine II
RNG really hates me

 

I'm hittin nuttin for christmas
My platoon are really mad
I'm hittin nuttin for christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

 

Bat-Chat won't leave me alone
RNG really hates me
Arty drops their shells on my face
RNG really hates me
Death Star shoot gold at me
Got surprised by a M103
Been out played by the M3 Lee
RNG really hates me

 

I'm hittin nuttin for christmas
My platoon are really mad
I'm hittin nuttin for christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad

 

I won't be seeing any wins
RNG really hates me
Win rate less then 5%
RNG really hates me
Next year I'll be really great
Next year I'll be good, just you wait
I'd start now, but it's too late
RNG really hates me

 

I'm hittin nuttin for christmas
My platoon are really mad
I'm hittin nuttin for christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad

 

So you better be good whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you
You'll be hittin nuttin for christmas

 



BR M95 OE #20 Posted 06 December 2014 - 08:15 AM

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A verse of Jingle Bells


 

Dashing through the snow
In a Grille open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
killing all that play! HA! HA! HA!
Critts on targets ring
Making enemies cry
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A slaying song tonight

Oh, SPGs and IS-3s
Destroying all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a Grille open sleigh, Hey!
Tiger IIs and Panzers too
Rushing all the way!
Oh, what fun it is to play
World of Tanks 360! Hey
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