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LemonGem3021668 #21 Posted 06 December 2014 - 08:23 AM

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View PostCookieMan0, on 06 December 2014 - 01:20 AM, said:

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: https://www.youtube....h?v=0byH9h1ClBY

 

You know Pershing and Sherman and Patton and Jackson

Comet, Caernarvon, and Churchill and Cromwell

But do you recall

The most famous game ruiner of all?

 

Rupert the big slow arty

 

Had a very big weak spot

And if you ever shot it

You would penetrate with gold

 

All of the other tankers

Used to rage and quit his games

They never let poor Rupert

Win any of his 2x games

 

Then one rainy Encounter

Chaffee came to say

Rupert with your gun so big

Will you shoot this Rheinmetall-Borsig?

 

Then all his teammates loved him

As they shouted out with glee

Rupert the big slow arty

Helped me get my double XP!

 

LO-Freaking L my friends and I can't stop laughing!

          My stats aren't perfect, but there impressive for me at least!


Sake Chun #22 Posted 06 December 2014 - 08:29 AM

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this was a fun chalange tonight when I seen this and others who posted, and tried to think of a unused song yet done... I found one!... this remix I made is WOTankers lyrics ( tried to fit as many tanks as possible in the parody...) to The Christmas Song by Alvin and the the Chipmunks ( original )

here YouTube song I found of original


 

in red is nariorator, we all know him as david I believe...

black is the chipmunks ( Alvin, Theodore and Simon)

Spoiler


 

 


Edited by Sake Chun, 06 December 2014 - 08:36 AM.


Mariousic #23 Posted 06 December 2014 - 02:16 PM

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Some of these are amazing i doubt i could beat any of these. goodluck guys! i'm not exactly the most creative person when it comes to songs.


OGBKILLER45 #24 Posted 06 December 2014 - 02:48 PM

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I so enjoy, playing, my Arty

I really love, just ruining, your party

When you sit, oh so still, I will bomb you until

Your premium tank, is just a smoking shell

 

And when that last, red tank's, a'burnin'

That's when my in box will be, a'churnin'

They'll be calling me names

As they sit there in flames

I won't care

I will still, play play my Arty

 

My own teams, show no love

For my death from above

That's OK, I'll still play play play my Arty

 


Because I'm an OGRE!

Sarentago #25 Posted 06 December 2014 - 04:24 PM

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I Saw Arty Kissing Santa Maus

 

I saw Arty kissing Santa Maus
Underneath the Westfield bridge last night.
She didn't see me creep
Through the bushes to have a peek
She thought I was pinned down
On the Western front fast asleep.

 

Then, I saw Arty tickle Santa Maus
Underneath his hatch locked so tight.
Oh, what a laugh it would have been,
If T110 had only seen
Arty kissing Santa Maus last night!



IceFrogger1313 #26 Posted 06 December 2014 - 04:32 PM

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Circlin' round a heavy tank

 

Circlin' round a heavy tank,

Putting shots into his top,
Spins his tturretas I flank,
His teammates they don't stop, 
Circlin' round a heavy tank,
Broken tracks can't do a thing.
Later we'll watch some arty die,
Then I'll hide and go scouting.

 

You will see a bunch of destroyer spots when I'm there:
Voices yelling, "Don't be tardy,
Shoot the reds with shells from Arty",
Circlin' round a heavy tank,
Have a game going my way.
Everyone's shooting acc'rately,
We're going to win today!

 

(Interclip reload)
*Sherman sax solo*

 

You will see a bunch of destroyer spots when I'm there,
Voices yelling, "Don't be tardy,
Shoot the reds with shells from Arty",
Circlin' round a heavy tank,
Have a game going my way.
Everyone's shooting acc'rately,
We're going to win today!



PDG Saime #27 Posted 06 December 2014 - 05:51 PM

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This is my XAce-one version for the Christmas eheheh.....:veryhappy:

 

Parodies on the song of Jhon Lennon "So this is Christmas"

 

XAce-one


So this is Ace one
And what have you done?
Another game over
And a new one just begun  


And so this is Ace one
I hope this is good
The near and the dear one
        The camper and noob        


A very merry Ace one
And I'm happy in my face
Let’s hope it’s a good game
        Without any grace            


And so this is Ace one
For honor and blood
For me and for lose one
    This WOT is so good    


And so happy Ace one
For black and for white
For yellow and red ones
I'm born for the fight   


A very merry Ace one
 And I'm happy in my face
 Let’s hope it’s a good game
             Without any grace                


So this is Ace one
And what have you done?
Another game over
   And a new one just begun    


And so this is Ace one
I hope this is good
  The near and the dear one
    The camper and noob     


A very merry Ace one
And I'm happy in my face
Let’s hope it’s a good game
Without any grace


Ace is coming
If you want it
but WOT is over
Dam.

 

I'm sorry if there are some gramm-error, I hope is understood well.
It was slightly complicated for me but i hope is fine.:ohmy:

 

Good Holiday's to everyone!!!

:smile:



motopsycho92 #28 Posted 07 December 2014 - 12:22 AM

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O Holy Night - Straight No Chaser:

 

'Oh T2 Light' a parody

 

Oh T2 light, your armor is so thin,

You shoulda thought, 'fore you rushed the op for's spawn.

Ahead of your team, you raced to do the spotting,

Panzers appeared, and your turret filed with holes.

 

The thrill of speed, 72 klicks per hour!

Advanced too far, and left your squad behind.

 

Reeeeeeeload hurry! This Hispano's not penning!

Forgetttttt AP's, switch to.....APCR.

 

Oh T....2 light!

Now you, you've been destroyed.

Oh T....2 light!

This round, no medals scored.

 

This one is seriously epic. :)

~HBFT



amercenary4life #29 Posted 07 December 2014 - 12:56 AM

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Darn it came up with a good one forgot lyrics on the way home but it a parody of marry did you know British tank version called Matilda did you know let me remember and try again feel free to steel it from me I doubt I could remember
Every anime I have seen so far.

 


conundrum524 #30 Posted 07 December 2014 - 02:02 AM

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TOG ANTHEM , sung to Maoz Tzur


It took a lot to keep our "vocalist" (who said "this is awful" and will remain nameless) from laughing:

 

 

TOGs are here to turn the tide.
Be fearful all ye unicums!
Arty shall not penetrate!
For TOGs have donned their spall liners.

 

Teammates worry not for TOGs
will seek out and terminate all reds.
Spam your wheel, and call for help.
Lobbing gold rounds TOGs will prevail.

With trained crew and mastered perks
At flank speed TOGs will overwhelm.

 

TOGs will make you rue this day
you thought you could cover the flank yourself
Reverse side-scrapeing, TOG is OP
and all your shells shall be repelled!

 

With great health pools and fast reload.
All enemies have been neutralized.
Graceful TOGs have won the fight
Striking fear with all their might.

 

Sailing in to port we see
proud TOGs basking in victory!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Edited by conundrum524, 07 December 2014 - 02:10 AM.

STATS NEED BUFF. 


ThorenWood #31 Posted 07 December 2014 - 05:14 AM

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Let it Snow

"Lets just Camp"

 

Oh the campers at the base are threatening
the map is Prokhorovka
but they have no place to go so
They'll  just camp, they'll just camp, they'll  just camp.


They show no signs of moving
I seen the heavy's turret a moving
but the tracks just aren't a moving
And  they chant we wont go, we wont go, we wont go

 

When the bell rings and and enemy is spotted
shells explode and fly to and fro
if you'd only move in closer but no
we must camp, we must camp, we must camp

 

The game is slowly losing
if we just had just one heavy a moving
but as you know camping is the way to go
they wont go. no they wont go! heavy's just wont go!

 

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ScubaCrush #32 Posted 07 December 2014 - 08:39 AM

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This song is for all you Sexton-y drivers out there.  You know who you are.

 

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xBigxEasyxB x #33 Posted 07 December 2014 - 01:41 PM

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R: my teamates heavy tank  got RNG'D

while sniping from our base on malinovka.
You can say there's no such thing as RNG,
But as for this camping heavy tank, we believe.

He'd been drinkin' too much eggnog,
And they begged him not to SHOOT FROM A DISTANCE.
But He'd just takin some medication,
So he just camped back on our base.

When they found him on the furthest corner of the map,
At the scene of the attack,
There were track prints on his Turret,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on my teamates  back.

R: my teammates heavy got RNG'd

while sniping  from our base on Murovanka.
(while sniping from home base)
You can say there's no such thing as RNG,
(Say there's no RNG)
But as for this camping heavy, we believe.
(WOT, we believe)

Now we're all so proud of my teamate,
He finally drove out of the spawn.
See him back there doing nothing,
Drinkin beer and playin' cards with arty.

It's not WOT without Sniping heavy's.
All the other tanks are peeved.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we just turn around and drown him?

R: my teamates heavy got RNG'd
while sniping from our base on sand river.
(Sand river night before Christmas)
You can say there's no such thing as RNG,
(Say there's no RNG)
But as for my camping heavy teammate, we believe.
(WOT, we believe)

Now the Goof is on the run
And the bullets wizzing by.
And a blue and red tracer 
if He'd only left the spawn .

I've warned all my friends and neighbors.
"Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a heavy and never leaves the spawn."

R: my teamates heavy got RNG'd
while sniping from our base on any map ever.
(Minding my own business)
You can say there's no such thing as RNG,
(What do you mean there's no RNG?)
But as for me and everyone else , we believe.
(WOT, we believe)

Oh
As for me and everyone else, we believe.
(We believe in RNG.)


Edited by xBigxEasyxB x, 07 December 2014 - 02:04 PM.


I own Petsmart #34 Posted 08 December 2014 - 02:16 AM

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Last Tanksmas------Parody of Last christmas

 

Last Tanksmas I gave you my Tank
But the very next game you sold it away
This game to save me some Gold 
I'll invest it in something special.

Last Tanksmas I gave you my tank 
But the very next game you sold it away 
This game to save me some gold 
I'll invest it in something special

Once raging and twice sold
I keep my gold but you still catch my eye 
Tell me tank, do you forgive me? 
Well it's been a week it doesn't ricochet me 
(Happy Tanksmas!) 
I lit it up and sent it ablaze 
With a round saying, "Get wrecked m8" I meant it 
Now I know what a boss I've been 
But if you sold it now I know you'd know i'd be sad again.

Last Tanksmas I gave you my tank 
But the very next game you sold it away 
This game to save me some gold
I'll invest it in something special

Last Tanksmas I gave you my tank
But the very next game you sold it away 
This game to save me some gold
I'll invest it in something special

A wrecked yard, tanks with fired shells 
I'm coming for you and your armor of ice
My gosh I thought you were sometank to rely on 
Me? I guess I was a boulder to die on.

A rack of ammo with a fire in its bite
A tank under bushes but you blew me apart 
Now I've found a real investment you'll never here me again.

Last Tanksmas I gave you my tank 
But the very next game you sold it away 
This game to save me some gold
I'll invest it in something special.

Last Tanksmas I gave you my Tank
But the very next game you sold it away 
This year to save me some gold
I'll invest it in something special
A rack of ammo with a fire in its bite
A tank under bushes but you blew me apart 
Maybe next game
I'll invest it in something
I'll invest it in something special.


Edited by TacticalxGrunt, 08 December 2014 - 02:21 AM.


CanoeTipper #35 Posted 08 December 2014 - 04:55 AM

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View Postamercenary4life, on 07 December 2014 - 12:56 AM, said:

Darn it came up with a good one forgot lyrics on the way home but it a parody of marry did you know British tank version called Matilda did you know let me remember and try again feel free to steel it from me I doubt I could remember

 

 

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Have a go mate, just change the words; I wanna see this! :teethhappy: Loving this contest. Cheers for the laughs!


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Mac an tSagart #36 Posted 08 December 2014 - 10:13 AM

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Ok here is my attempt inspired by Mariah Carey in a tiny dress.

"All I Want For Christmas Is A Win"  

I don't want a lot for this game
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the arty
Underneath the blanket of trees

I just want a win for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is a win, yeah.

I don't want a lot for this game
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the heavies
On the western flank

I don't need to hang out in my light tank   
There upon the mountain ridge
Santa Claus won't make me happy
With a premium shell on Christmas Day
I just want a win for my own

More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is win,greens!

Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for mountain pass
And I'm just gonna keep on waiting
Underneath the arty arc

I won't make a list and send it
To the WG for RNGesus
I won't even stay awake to
Hear those autoloaders click

'Cause I just want a win here tonight
Hopefully with a good score
What more can I do?
Baby, All I want for Christmas is win, yeah!

And everyone is on teamchat
I hear those greens helping
Santa, won't you bring me the one I really need?
Won't you please bring my win to me?

Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just don’t want to see a Deathstar
Standing right outside my door

I just want a win for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is a win, yeah.

All I want for Christmas is win, greens!
All I want for Christmas is win, greens!
All I want for Christmas is win, greens!

Gurthy Rooster #37 Posted 08 December 2014 - 04:58 PM

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King Tiger (White Christmas)

 

 

 

 

 

I’m bouncing off a King Tiger

Just like the round before

 

Where premium will not pin it and HE is just ignored

Why this is I do not know

 

I’m bouncing off a King Tiger

With every tank I fight with tonight

May your games be better than mine

And may all your rounds penetrate tonight


Edited by Girthy Rooster, 08 December 2014 - 08:53 PM.


 

 


Quazakaharet #38 Posted 08 December 2014 - 05:34 PM

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THE VIDEO LINK--do you hear what i hear

Spoiler

 

The contest lyrics :

(i tend to work in capital letters when I'm doing this, as its easier to separate form the original lyrics I'm referencing :)

enjoy, and happy tanking!!!

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(note- i am now 2000 xp from bert, i will have you soon!!!TM)


Edited by Quazakaharet, 08 December 2014 - 05:37 PM.


FATAL ASSERTION #39 Posted 08 December 2014 - 07:02 PM

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View PostIceFrogger1313, on 06 December 2014 - 04:32 PM, said:

 

Circlin' round a heavy tank

 

Circlin' round a heavy tank,

Putting shots into his top,
Spins his tturretas I flank,
His teammates they don't stop, 
Circlin' round a heavy tank,
Broken tracks can't do a thing.
Later we'll watch some arty die,
Then I'll hide and go scouting.

 

You will see a bunch of destroyer spots when I'm there:
Voices yelling, "Don't be tardy,
Shoot the reds with shells from Arty",
Circlin' round a heavy tank,
Have a game going my way.
Everyone's shooting acc'rately,
We're going to win today!

 

(Interclip reload)
*Sherman sax solo*

 

You will see a bunch of destroyer spots when I'm there,
Voices yelling, "Don't be tardy,
Shoot the reds with shells from Arty",
Circlin' round a heavy tank,
Have a game going my way.
Everyone's shooting acc'rately,
We're going to win today!

 

Wow this one works so very well with the song. 



FATAL ASSERTION #40 Posted 08 December 2014 - 07:06 PM

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All I want for Tanksmas is times two xp.

 

Every body pushes and angles at me
These two scouts are gone as you can see
I don't know just who to blame for this catastrophe!
But my one wish on Tanksmas Eve is as plain as it can be!

 

All I want for Tanksmas
is times two XP,
times two XP,
see, times two XP,!

Gee, if I could only
have times two XP,
then I could wish you
"Merry Tanksmas."

 

It seems so long since I could say,
"Super Pershing sitting behind a tree!"
Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be,
if I could only have victory (we've won!)

 

All I want for Tanksmas
is times two xp,
times two xp,
see times two xp.

Gee, if I could only
have times two xp,
then I could wish you
"Merry Tanksmas!"


Edited by FATAL ASSERTION, 08 December 2014 - 07:13 PM.






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