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SKyMDX #41 Posted 08 December 2014 - 07:42 PM

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Here's my lyrics to "Feliz Navidad"

Feliz Caernarvon

Feliz Caernarvon

Feliz Caernarvon

prospero AMX y Ferdinand

 

Feliz Cunningham

Feliz Cunningham

Feliz Cunningham

prospero Alecto y Sturmpanzer

 

I want to wish you a marry Tank'mas

I want to wish you a marry Tank'mas

I want to wish you a marry Tank'mas

From the bottom of my TOG!

 

I want to wish you a marry Tank'mas

I want to wish you a marry Tank'mas

I want to wish you a marry Tank'mas

From the bottom of my TOG!

 

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HBFT WGA #42 Posted 08 December 2014 - 10:39 PM

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I started to comment on every one of these songs, when I realized that I was so in love with all of them that I ended up writing this instead:

 

Keep up the good work!!!!!

 

My goodness, these are pure gold. haha



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All I want for tankmas is tog II

I don't want a lot for Tanksmas

There is just one thing I need

I don't care about the TDs

Underneath the Tankmas tree


 

I just want you for my own

More than you could ever know

Make my wish come true War Gaming

All I want for Tankmas is TOG II, yeah


 

I don't want a lot for Tankmas

There is just one thing I need

I don't care about the TDs

Underneath the tankmas tree


 

I don't need to hang my ammo

There upon the flaming tank

Santa claus wont make me good

With a tank on Tankmas day


 

I just wont you for my own

More than you could ever know

Make my wish come true War Gaming

All I want fot tankmas is TOG II, baby


 

Oh, I wont ask for much this tankmas

I wont even wish for silver

And im just gonna keep on tanking

Underneath the cliff of campers


 

I wont make a fit and lose it

To the north pole for artillery to nuke it

I wont even stay alive to

Hear those magic TOG II shoot


 

Cause I just want you here tonight

Holding the front line so tight

What more can I do?

TOG II, all I want for Tanksmas is TOG II, yeah


 

Oh, all the tanks are shooting

So brightly everywhere

And the sound of Tier II

Laughter fills the smoke


 

And everyone is shooting

I hear those shells bouncing

War Gaming, wont you bring me the one I really need?

Wont you please bring my TOG II to me


 

Oh, I don't want a lot for Tankmas

This is all im tanking for

I just want to see TOG II

Standing right in my garage


 

Oh, I just want you for my own

More than you could ever know

War Gaming make my wish come true

TOG II, all I want for Tankmas is TOG III

You, TOG II


 

All I want for Tankmas, is TOG II, TOG II

All I want for Tankmas is TOG II, TOG II

All I want for Tankmas is TOG II, TOG II

All I want for Tankmas is TOG II, TOG II


 


 


 


 


 


 

 


LemonGem3021668 #44 Posted 09 December 2014 - 01:36 AM

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Tune: I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas

 

I'm dreaming of gold for Christmas,

So I can buy a tank.
When I press A on gold,

and I see it I'm sold

Now I have gold to buy a new tank.

I'm dreaming of winning a battle,

Cause I only ever lose.

I try my best but my team just rest,
And I may never get my times 2.

 

I finally won a battle!

In my premium tank.
I did alright and my team joined the fight,

And now its 12 at night!

 

Time to go to sleep.


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Balthasar250 #45 Posted 09 December 2014 - 07:48 AM

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Do you blast what I blast?

 

Do you blast what I blast? Do you blast what I blast?

Said a scout to his team, spread across the land.

Do you see what I see? Do you see what I see?

Way up in the sky, little team.

Do you see what I see? Do you see what I see?

A shell, a shell, dancing through the sky, with a tail that's frighting us all! with a tail that's frighting us all!

 

Said the little team to their leader scout,

Do you hear what we hear? Do you hear what we hear?

Ringing through the team little scout?

Do you hear what we hear? Do you hear what we hear?

A blast! A blast! Far within the woods, with a roar as deep as thunder, with a roar as deep as thunder.

 

Said the lead scout to his mighty team,

Do you know what I know? Do you know what I know?

In my sight is a mighty deed!

Do you know what I know? Do you know what I know?

An arty, an arty, shooting in the cold,

Let us spend us silver and gold!

Let us spend us silver and gold!

 

Said the lead scout to his team everywhere,

Listen to what I say!

Pray for striking everything everywhere!

Listen to what I say!

The scout, a scout, sneaking through the lines, I will bring you targets a light!

I will bring you targets a light!

 

 

 

Sorry, I'm still messing with the lyrics. I have until the 12th right?

Ok, I think I've rewritten this enough times now I'm happy with this now.

 

OH! can we have these sung by staff? ^.^ Karaoke night!


Edited by Balthasar250, 10 December 2014 - 09:30 PM.

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UnkeptCanine96 #46 Posted 09 December 2014 - 11:32 AM

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This is a really fun contest.

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Stir Fried Ewok #47 Posted 09 December 2014 - 03:53 PM

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View PostUnkeptCanine96, on 09 December 2014 - 11:32 AM, said:

Favorite Things

Raindrops on live oak and binocs on Chaffee

Yoloing light tanks killing red artillery.

A T29 hull down while reds shot ping pings

These are a few of my favorite things

 

Desert colored cammo on El Halluf.

Watching the red team as they go poof.

Wrecking a forumer who’s on the red team.

These are a few of my favorite things.

 

Hiding my TD behind real thick bushes

Sniping the red team that pushes and pushes

Then exploding the ammo rack on an M103

These are a few of my favorite things

 

When the TOG fights, when my gun sings,

When my aim is bad

I simply remember my favorite things

And then I don't feel so sad

 

 

Good parody but what Holiday is this for?
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UnkeptCanine96 #48 Posted 09 December 2014 - 04:42 PM

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View PostStir Fried Ewok, on 09 December 2014 - 10:53 AM, said:

 

Good parody but what Holiday is this for?

 

That movie has long been considered a Christmas movie.  At least they show it every Christmas.  Plus I hear this song on the stations that play Christmas music 24/7 this time of year.  I decided to use of song from the movie because it was set during WWII and I thought it was a nice tie in to WOT.  Plus the first one I wrote was a poem, and when I re-read the rules I realized it said song not poem, so I posted it to the general forums.

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Balthasar250 #49 Posted 09 December 2014 - 05:18 PM

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View PostUnkeptCanine96, on 09 December 2014 - 06:32 AM, said:

Favorite Things

Raindrops on live oak and binocs on Chaffee

Yoloing light tanks killing red artillery.

A T29 hull down while reds shot ping pings

These are a few of my favorite things

 

Desert colored cammo on El Halluf.

Watching the red team as they go poof.

Wrecking a forumer who’s on the red team.

These are a few of my favorite things.

 

Hiding my TD behind real thick bushes

Sniping the red team that pushes and pushes

Then exploding the ammo rack on an M103

These are a few of my favorite things

 

When the TOG fights, when my gun sings,

When my aim is bad

I simply remember my favorite things

And then I don't feel so sad

 

 

You should have made a "Girls und panzer" reference in there somewhere!

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Corbantis #50 Posted 09 December 2014 - 06:11 PM

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View PostUnkeptCanine96, on 09 December 2014 - 11:42 AM, said:

 

That movie has long been considered a Christmas movie.  At least they show it every Christmas.  Plus I hear this song on the stations that play Christmas music 24/7 this time of year.  I decided to use of song from the movie because it was set during WWII and I thought it was a nice tie in to WOT.  Plus the first one I wrote was a poem, and when I re-read the rules I realized it said song not poem, so I posted it to the general forums.

Nope its not a Christmas movie. Its just a family orientated movie that ABC started showing around Christmas time starting about ten years ago. Just like the Wizard of Oz is not an Easter movie, but CBS used to show WOZ around Easter.

 

Traditional Christmas movies usually involve Christmas themes or set during Christmas (Miracle on 34th Street, Little Drummer Boy, Santa Claus, etc) . Don't think a musical set in Nazi occupied Austria ranks as a Christmas movie.

 

Great parody though. :great:

 


Edited by Corbantis, 09 December 2014 - 06:12 PM.


UnkeptCanine96 #51 Posted 09 December 2014 - 06:30 PM

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View PostCorbantis, on 09 December 2014 - 01:11 PM, said:

Nope its not a Christmas movie. Its just a family orientated movie that ABC started showing around Christmas time starting about ten years ago. Just like the Wizard of Oz is not an Easter movie, but CBS used to show WOZ around Easter.

 

Traditional Christmas movies usually involve Christmas themes or set during Christmas (Miracle on 34th Street, Little Drummer Boy, Santa Claus, etc) . Don't think a musical set in Nazi occupied Austria ranks as a Christmas movie.

 

Great parody though. :great:

 

 

Well, if you look at the original lyrics you will see why it is a Christmas song.  It speaks of wrapped packages and snow.  Not that it is the gospel, but here is some info from Wikipedia.

 

A Christmas song

The wintertime imagery of the lyrics has made "My Favorite Things" a popular selection during the Christmas Holiday season. It has appeared on many Christmas albums, including:

  • 1964: Jack Jones on his album The Jack Jones Christmas Album
  • 1970: Rick Wilkins and the Mutual Understanding on their album Christmas with Rick Wilkins and the Mutual Understanding
  • 2010: Borgore on his album "Borgore Ruined Dubstep, Pt. 1"
  • 2011: Deana Martin recorded “White Christmas” on her 2011 album “White Christmas.”

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View PostIceFrogger1313, on 06 December 2014 - 10:32 AM, said:

 

Circlin' round a heavy tank

 

Circlin' round a heavy tank,

Putting shots into his top,
Spins his tturretas I flank,
His teammates they don't stop, 
Circlin' round a heavy tank,
Broken tracks can't do a thing.
Later we'll watch some arty die,
Then I'll hide and go scouting.

 

You will see a bunch of destroyer spots when I'm there:
Voices yelling, "Don't be tardy,
Shoot the reds with shells from Arty",
Circlin' round a heavy tank,
Have a game going my way.
Everyone's shooting acc'rately,
We're going to win today!

 

(Interclip reload)
*Sherman sax solo*

 

You will see a bunch of destroyer spots when I'm there,
Voices yelling, "Don't be tardy,
Shoot the reds with shells from Arty",
Circlin' round a heavy tank,
Have a game going my way.
Everyone's shooting acc'rately,
We're going to win today!

Cool holiday song tank style:)


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12 pains of tanksmas (a parody of a pardy of the 12 days of christmas)

 

12 campers camping

11 berts a herpin'

10 Arty's drowning

9 engine fires

8 screaming team mates

7 HESH shells penning

6 Maus's ramming

5 Team Killers

4 ricochets

3 dead crew

2 broken tracks

And only 1 shell left in my tank.

 


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GORGE ROMERO #54 Posted 09 December 2014 - 08:41 PM

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My entry, hope you guys like it:                    Bouncing shells                                   (To the tune of "jingle bells")                     "Rolling through the snow, in an open turret tank, over mali's fields we go, laughing all the way! (Ha ha-BOOM!) the barrels in TDs ring, they make our ranks burn bright, what fun it is to ride and sing a ranking song tonight! Oh bouncing shells, bouncing shells, bouncing all the way! To their side's red flag we'lol go and on that cap we'll stay! Hey! Bouncing shells, bouncing shells, bouncing all the way! To their side's red flag we'll go and on that cap we'll stay!" Instrumental............"a tank or two ago, I thought I'd take right side, and soon this tiny light tank was the only by my side! The team was in one flank, in one great big block, they went into a river bank and like rocks they went PLOP! Oh! Bouncing shells, bouncing shells, bouncing all the way! To one side of the map we'll ride and all go up in flames! Hey! Bouncing shells, bouncing shells, bouncing all the way! To one side of the map we'll ride and all go up in flames!" Instrumental........."no red tanks in sight, roll in 'cause you're dumb, get blown up real bright, and scream your raging song! Go to town on fisherman's bay, with your blazing speed, hitch onto a heavy tank and lead to victory! Oh! Bouncing shells, bouncing shells, bouncing all the way! World of tanks is not that bad just try it and you'll see! Hey! Bouncing shells, bouncing shells, bouncing all the way! World of tanks is not that bad just TRY IT AND YOU'LL SEEEEEE!" Fin :)

 


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View PostCorbantis, on 09 December 2014 - 06:11 PM, said:

Nope its not a Christmas movie. Its just a family orientated movie that ABC started showing around Christmas time starting about ten years ago. Just like the Wizard of Oz is not an Easter movie, but CBS used to show WOZ around Easter.

 

Traditional Christmas movies usually involve Christmas themes or set during Christmas (Miracle on 34th Street, Little Drummer Boy, Santa Claus, etc) . Don't think a musical set in Nazi occupied Austria ranks as a Christmas movie.

 

Great parody though. :great:

 

 

The song was first introduced by Mary Martin and Patricia Neway in the original Broadway production and sung by Julie Andrews in The Garry Moore Show's 1961 Christmas special and the 1965 film.

 

..from wikipedia

 

I really want somebody to do a Frozen parody though .

 

 

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"Let It Go"

The foes all hide on Mountain Pass tonight,
Not a Ferdi on the scene...
A valley of cowardly nations,
But in Chaffee, now they're seen!

The reds are camping but then one shows me his side...
Couldn't keep it in, though I kind of tried...

Don't shoot that gun, don't let them see,
Be a good scout, you ain't no ELC,
Just spot, don't pop, don't drop camo....
But I say nooooo!

Use ammo, gun bellow,
Can't hold fire anymore...
Use ammo, shoot and go,
Track their Object 704!

I don't care!
The greens all lemminged one way,
Let the gun blast on,
The HEAT always misses me anyway!

It's funny how some distance...
Makes heavies seem quite small...
And the shells that would destroy me,
Aren't accurate at all!

It's time to see what I can do,
To test their Maus and KV-2,
Go right, get round, can't turn to me....
I'm Chaffee!

Gold ammo, shoot it low,
Vertically stabilised as I fly,
Petrol flow, up they go
I just love to watch them fry!

Circle strafe...
That's how I play...
Let the gun rage on...

Firepower buzzes through the air in every round...
My rifling spiralling in perfect circles all around...
And one thought crystallizes like a fiery blast
I'm never falling back,
Scouting is in the past!

Let me go, now they know!
As I dodge their Centurion 1!
Rack ammo, let it blow!
That IS-8 is gone!

Here I sit
And I cap their base
Let the team rage on!
I can just mute them all anyway...


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View PostXxDAFFYxxDUCKxX, on 05 December 2014 - 01:08 PM, said:

 

Did anybody else read that as the song went?

 

I laughed and sang as I was reading it..LoL  this was good

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Ok,  lets give this a shot.  Going to be hard to beat the M3 Lee though.

 

( to the tune of Jingle Bells)

Cannon shells
 

Crashing through the walls,

In a big old heavy tank.

O'er the fields we go,

Blasting all the way.

XP from kills adding up,

Making red tanks die.

What fun it is to shoot my gun

When I'm killing tanks tonight


 

  (Corus)


 

Cannon shells, Cannon shells,

Cannons blasting all the way.

Oh! What fun it is to Shoot,

The cannon of a heavy tank.

Cannon shells, Cannon shells,

Cannons blasting all the way.

Oh! What fun it is to shoot,

The cannon of a heavy tank.


 

"Merry Christmas"


 

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i love this thread

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View PostCaffeColombiano, on 10 December 2014 - 08:03 AM, said:

i love this thread

 

Ditto. ^_^






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