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UnkeptCanine96 #1 Posted 09 December 2014 - 03:29 PM

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'Twas the night before Christmas

 

'Twas the night before Christmas, near Erlenberg's house

Not a vehicle was stirring, not even a Maus;

The artillery was camping by the green flag with care,

In hopes that the light tanks would not spot them there;

 

The TDs were nestled all snug in their bushes,

With visions of red team lemming train pushes;

And Matilida in her cammo, and Bert near the cap,

Hoping to hit at least one red team chap,

 

When a ways out from spawn there arose such a battle,

Because the red team was wandering like slow moving cattle

Away to the flank I flew like a flash,

Tore open the Nashorn using high silver Hesh

 

The moon on the breast of the slow falling snow

Gave the lustre of mid-day to the light tanks below,

So what do I see as I crest the hills apex ,

But a miniature French light tank, ELC AMX,

 

With a unicum driver, so lively and slick,

I knew in a moment I must aim real quick.

More rapid than Cheetahs he did try to flank,

While his shots whistled right by me, I blasted his tank;

 

Now, FREEDOM! now, HETZER! now, RIPPER and HELLCAT!

On, COMET! on CROMWELL! on, BORSIG and BAT-CHAT!

Shoot the top of the hatch sticking over the wall!

Now blast away, blast away, ammo rack them all!

 

And then in my light tank while scouting Halluf

I was ducking and weaving because I was not bulletproof

I was lighting the reds for my team across the map

Hoping they would kill them before a green teamer capped

 

My tank was decked out in a cool desert cammo

And fully loaded with premium ammo

I juked and I dodged and I circled around back

Hoping to get a shot at the red’s ammo rack

 

The red teamer grew frustrated as I circled his tank

He fired shots at the ground at the sky and sand bank

As I took the last of his health, my eyes they did gleam

That last shell was courtesy of the green team

 

I jumped in my Patton on Mountain Pass

To impress RhymeswithN00bs, that pretty young lass

Unfortunately that was something that I did not do

I got one shotted by Violet Viper’s artillery crew

 

So I watched Youtube videos to improve myself

They were by a tanker named Jingles, a jolly old elf

He explained the do’s and the don’ts of the tanks I might use

After watching these videos, now I can’t lose

 

So I jumped in my tank and let out a yip

Cruising to the front lines for a tank I could clip

My teammates heard me exclaim as I drove out of sight

 

"HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-FIGHT!"


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bob3464 #2 Posted 09 December 2014 - 03:30 PM

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Brilliant. 

+1 and I'll keep pressing the +1 even though nothing more happens!

 

 


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GreyFryer 67 #3 Posted 09 December 2014 - 03:33 PM

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Canine, You have excelled yourself sir,

 



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XxDAFFYxxDUCKxX #4 Posted 09 December 2014 - 03:35 PM

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R.I.P. Lucky the cat, (2-24-14) you magnificent bastard.

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eismrej #5 Posted 09 December 2014 - 03:36 PM

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This was AWESOME! Great job man....

Spid0sis #6 Posted 09 December 2014 - 03:37 PM

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Can I have your autograph?

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vVMr GoodCatVv #7 Posted 09 December 2014 - 03:41 PM

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fantastic

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UnkeptCanine96 #8 Posted 09 December 2014 - 03:41 PM

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View PostSpid0sis, on 09 December 2014 - 10:37 AM, said:

Can I have your autograph?

 

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Joco3000 #9 Posted 09 December 2014 - 03:42 PM

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You can PM with with questions, if you wish. I don't bite.

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XxDAFFYxxDUCKxX #10 Posted 09 December 2014 - 03:46 PM

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View PostJoco3000, on 09 December 2014 - 03:42 PM, said:

 

Oh my god, that was [edited]perfect. +1

R.I.P. Lucky the cat, (2-24-14) you magnificent bastard.

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xboxpowwow #11 Posted 09 December 2014 - 03:47 PM

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+10, very good.

LadyObscura WGA #12 Posted 09 December 2014 - 03:47 PM

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GreyFryer 67 #13 Posted 09 December 2014 - 03:52 PM

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Xbox achievement unlocked " Gif Wrapped"

Create a post that people like so much they just Gif the living $hit out of it .

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Saerbhreathach #14 Posted 09 December 2014 - 03:52 PM

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Well done man, I'd +1 ya but I seem to be out for today:confused:

 

A smiley face version is all I can do at the moment....

 

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RAGNAR0K N ROLL #15 Posted 09 December 2014 - 03:55 PM

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Bravo UK bravo...


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Joco3000 #16 Posted 09 December 2014 - 03:57 PM

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View PostXxDAFFYxxDUCKxX, on 09 December 2014 - 03:46 PM, said:

 

Oh my god, that was [edited]perfect. +1

 

I founds it on the interwebs and I'm sharing it for all.

I can link you t3h websites for it if you wants via PM.


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XxDAFFYxxDUCKxX #17 Posted 09 December 2014 - 03:58 PM

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View PostJoco3000, on 09 December 2014 - 03:57 PM, said:

 

I founds it on the interwebs and I'm sharing it for all.

I can link you t3h websites for it if you wants via PM.

 

I wants. I wants it bad. :trollface:

R.I.P. Lucky the cat, (2-24-14) you magnificent bastard.

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Herr Salty #18 Posted 09 December 2014 - 04:00 PM

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That was a refreshing break from the normal chatter on this forum. Thanks for making my day.

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Violet Viper x #19 Posted 09 December 2014 - 04:42 PM

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Amazing :great: +1

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This made my day plus the memes haha :honoring:

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