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HBFT WGA #1 Posted 02 January 2015 - 07:16 PM

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Tankers!

 

In some places it is a tradition to come up with a New Year's resolution that we can focus upon when the new year rolls around.  We want you to depict the conversation that your tank crew is having when their commander asks them to all sit together and come up with their goals before the new year arrives!   Extra points for illustrations, humor, and general good fun!  Our Top 10 tank crew resolutions will garner their creators 750 gold!

 

Here is a mock-up of a crew resolution scene that I came up with:

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How to join the contest:

  • Depict the conversation that your tank crew is having (with or without an illustration)
  • If you are including an illustration, please include your Gamertag handwritten on a piece of paper (clearly visible in the image)
  • Post your conversation script or image to this contest thread

 

Rules:

  • All players are welcome to join the contest but each player can submit only one entry.
  • The creation must be designed exclusively for this contest.
  • Entries will be judged on creativity, quality, humor, etc.
  • If you are using an image, the image requirements are as follows: format —JPEG, PNG, or GIF; resolution — between 800x600 and 1024x768 pixels; size — up to 700 KB.
  • If you are using an image, the image must comply with the moral, ethical, and legal standards, as well as with the Forum rules.
  • If you are using an image, Wargaming gains exclusive rights to the contest image when you post it on the forum, as outlined in the “10. User Generated Content” section of the Terms of Service

 

The submission deadline is Friday, January 9 at 06:00 PST (January 9 13:00 UTC).

 



SG Kage #2 Posted 02 January 2015 - 07:35 PM

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haha Love it!

~HBFT



Metalrodent #3 Posted 02 January 2015 - 07:49 PM

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Had to paste it into paint because my phone has stupid sizing options for photos (either too small or huge)

 

haha, now that is self-restraint. xD

~HBFT


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I can’t live without
So you won’t recognize me
When I am in the crowd


PhonedTree VGC #4 Posted 02 January 2015 - 08:34 PM

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If only the rest of the team.....

 

 

Oh! Neat spin on things you will "not" do. :)

~HBFT



rhymeswithN00bs #5 Posted 02 January 2015 - 11:19 PM

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Spoiler

I started writing my crew's dialogue and then it became a whole scene... so here it is in all its cheesy Fury-inspired glory. Full disclosure, it is PG-13, although I self-edited the bad stuff. Hopefully I didn't violate any rules. :)

 

Edit: fixed some typos

 

Really impressive!  Definitely a different spin on the Crew Resolutions. :)

~HBFT


 

XOXO, Noobius Y


Quazakaharet #6 Posted 02 January 2015 - 11:41 PM

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here we go...

image 

 

my text is legible for once, yay!! so no long text with it.

 

idea: commander and crew are stranded due to the SPG firing position being quicksand.... (they are alive, just laying down to be clear...on my stick figures.....)

 

happy tanking!!!

 

haha brilliant! :)

~HBFT



xXFlam1ng N1nJa #7 Posted 03 January 2015 - 04:10 AM

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Spoiler

 

Awww, poor radioman!

~HBFT



ScubaCrush #8 Posted 03 January 2015 - 08:05 AM

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In case you are having a hard time reading the resolutions, here are each crew member's resolutions:

 

Commander - To request fire on every tank I spot... FOR ALL 15 MINUTES OF EVERY GAME!

Gunner - To snipe the enemy... WHEN I'M NEXT TO FRIENDLY TANK DESTROYERS THAT HAVEN'T BEEN SPOTTED!

Radioman - To ping the map... FOR ALL 15 MINUTES OF EVERY GAME!

Driver - To side-scrape MLG-style... INTO OUR TEAMMATES RIGHT BEFORE THEY SHOOT!

Loaders (in unison) - LOAD THE GOLD!!!

 

Yes, caps lock was necessary for a portion of this post because this was a post from the Troll Tank Crew.  The Troll Tank Crew never stops trolling, not even for the forums. 

 

:trollface:

 

Well presented. :)  I like it!

~HBFT



King Erasmus #9 Posted 03 January 2015 - 02:22 PM

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A slinky?!  Brilliant!

~HBFT


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Uranprojekt #10 Posted 03 January 2015 - 03:54 PM

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War does not determine who is right, only who is left - Bertrand Russell

 

I write things, things which can be found in Historical Discussions. Things like this article on the Soviet invasion of Manchuria in 1945 and this article on the Spanish Civil War.

 

To those of you who don't molest the English language, I salute you. For everyone else, there's this handy link; http://www.reverso.n...elling-grammar/


dragons breath4 #11 Posted 03 January 2015 - 10:27 PM

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KV-5 Crewman's resolutions:

 

Commander to crew: "This year comrades we will do things differently."

Radio Operator: "Sure wish we would"

Commander to operator: "This year we will drive aimlessly backwards."

Radio Operator: "I still don't care I still want a new job."

Gunner: "I want bigger gun and more vodka."

Loader: "Needs more APCR for the German armor."

Commander to loader: "We will do such thing, German armor does not compare to Soviet steel."

Radio Operator: "And the Vodka?" With intent to escape when the entire crew is drunk

Commander to crew: "More vodka for all especially for you gunner and driver!"

Driver: "Always need more vodka when driving."

Radio Operator: "I hate my job." :(

Loader: "Best job I have ever had still want vodka though."

Driver: "Maybe clutch braking?"

Commander: "Yes yes Stalin will provide us whatever we may need."~~under his breath: "Not really."

Everybody: chattering 

Commander: "This is new year comrades lets drink and be merry for tomorrow we will demolish capitalist red team pigs."

Breaks out new bottle of vodka

Random Russian drinking songs

Radio Operator: "For mother Russia." quickly runs out of tank

 

 

 

 


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Gurthy Rooster #12 Posted 04 January 2015 - 01:15 AM

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View PostPhonedTree VGC, on 02 January 2015 - 02:34 PM, said:

If only the rest of the team.....

 

 

Oh! Neat spin on things you will "not" do. :)

~HBFT

 

 

 

Are you trying to say something about the Clan????  Oh wait those are the Green Beans......LOL!!!! :trollface:



 

 


Naughty Coin #13 Posted 04 January 2015 - 01:15 AM

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SU-14-2 Crew.

COMMANDER: Nikolai! Load HE shell!

LOADER: Yes Sir!

COMMANDER: Nikolai that is AP shell!!!

GUNNER: Who let him in Vudka storage???!!

COMMANDER: Nikolai! You put HE shell in backwards! Are you trying to kill us??

LOADER: Dont tell me how to load shell it is my job! Not yours!

COMMANDER: Nikolai you stuck good bottle of Vudka in barrel!!!

RADIOMAN: (Outside the tank. Runs to a frozen lake halfway naked and hops in)

COMMANDER: (Under his breath) Next year... Im not bringing vudka anymore....

 

 

 

 


UnsoundDineen #14 Posted 04 January 2015 - 03:57 AM

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A new year resolution from Girls Und Panzer :)

if you cant read it, I wrote it at the bottom of the post

 

 

 

Commander: Its new years everyone! what are your resolutions ?

Gunner: im going to try to get better at clutch shots and aim for over 90% hit ratio!

Radio operator: I will relay enemy positions more quickly and try to keep their positions kept lit.

Loader: I will instantly load Hesh rounds into the chamber and to switch ammo more quickly!

Gamer tag: UnsoundDineen


 

Happy new year everyone :)


 

 


Blazing Falken #15 Posted 04 January 2015 - 10:27 PM

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Question: are digitally drawn images eligible?

SKyMDX #16 Posted 05 January 2015 - 01:00 AM

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Here is my entry. Apologies in advance for the bad jokes. Wanted to do it all on the computer to make my writing readable.

Spoiler

 


Some wise words from Quickybaby: "You are the only constant factor in your games. So your win ratio over a large number of rounds is going to be completely dependent on your skill as a player to influence the outcome of the match."

Davids Dadd #17 Posted 05 January 2015 - 03:08 AM

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CanoeTipper #18 Posted 05 January 2015 - 03:11 AM

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    02-26-2014

Spoiler

 


J0hio #19 Posted 05 January 2015 - 06:21 PM

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> Commander (Aragorn): We cannot abandon our friends to torment and death at the hands of the Reds. We all need to pull it together this time (year) and set some goals in order to be the best tank crew possible and save our friends. Everyone must self examine, as our leader Gandalf would do, and tell me of the area you resolve to better yourself in. I for one, resolve to improve my scouting abilities. My inability to determine that the enemy was on OUR side of the river this whole time was a huge let down (sorry Boromir, may he R.I.P). 

> Gunner (Legolas): I determine to be heavier of foot in order to fire the gun at your first command. Such delays will cost us no longer! After losing our loader Boromir to the Reds, I also resolve to load in his stead until an adequate replacement can be found.

> Driver (Gimli): I will drive faster, smoother lines to accurately ram the living daylights out of the enemy scum. I also will assist loading for Legolas if we are positioned for sniping and driving is not required immediately.

> Commander (Aragorn): Excellent! Grab only what equipment and consumables required for fighting. We travel light!

 

 



SIR MUFASA #20 Posted 06 January 2015 - 01:30 AM

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KV-2 crew:

 

Commander: It is a new year, what will you all do for Mother Russia!?

Driver: I will drive right through the Brandenburg Gate.

Radioman: I'm going to prank call Eva Braun at least once a week.

Loader: I pick things up and put them down.

Gunner: I will sacrifice more Panzer IV to please our Savior, Stalin. What about you sir?

Commander: I'm just here to make sure you don't retreat. 

 


 

 






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