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Kellen NA #41 Posted 07 April 2015 - 10:44 AM

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If the image isn't working for my pic it says:

 

The Ultimate Tanking Machine (with a Volkswagen emblem on the front)


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SlickFawn149411 #42 Posted 07 April 2015 - 11:19 AM

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Mini Maus

It's WOT u Want

Don't be xxDaffyxx or take the Mickey


 


 


 


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NahWasntMe #43 Posted 07 April 2015 - 11:44 AM

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Caption

man in blue jacket, '" but, but, on the PC the stock unit comes with a gun"

salesperson in white jacket. "I know, I know, but this is the xbox version we have packages" 


“Out of every 15 men, 5 shouldn't even be there, they are campers or arty,  5 are just potatoes, 4 are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.” 
Nahwasntme with apologies to Heraclitus who said :

“Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.” 
 
 

ThrongHammer #44 Posted 07 April 2015 - 11:55 AM

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Dave:  Fire the Guns SmartTank.

SmartTank:  I am sorry, Dave.  I'm afraid I cannot do that.

Dave:  Ah man, not again.



CyberValkyr #45 Posted 07 April 2015 - 12:00 PM

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Tier 1 American LT...

Has no gun but better than the Aufklarungspanzer panther...


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SKyMDX #46 Posted 07 April 2015 - 04:02 PM

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Sweet tank! So... ummm (sees drivers door blocked by ammo boxes), how do you get in it?
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Davids Dadd #47 Posted 07 April 2015 - 04:13 PM

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In Germany even the cockroaches are mechanized.

ringvelski #48 Posted 07 April 2015 - 05:04 PM

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The WG Dwarf

No bigger than a baby carriage

Faster than your kid brothers go cart

More powerful than your mothers favorite blender

Able to leap small ditches with a running start

Goes where the other tanks can't

The Dwarf, ready to step out

Get yours today

(Suitable for all ages)

*camo and other options extra

 



SG Kage #49 Posted 07 April 2015 - 05:11 PM

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Looks like Eco-friendly tanking has reached a whole new level.

StubbsThePirate #50 Posted 07 April 2015 - 05:28 PM

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"Oh look, the modern day ELC AMX. Where's the 90mm?"

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View PostYimpish99, on 06 April 2015 - 05:58 PM, said:

Try out the new Japanese SmartTank! Now has 738 MPG and comes with nitro, plus it runs on corn starch!

 

don't you mean rice starch? lol

 

 
 


DARTH TETRIS #52 Posted 07 April 2015 - 07:54 PM

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"Of course it needs 5 crew members...why do you ask?"


kommie2000 #53 Posted 07 April 2015 - 07:55 PM

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The 2015 Smart Car.  Finally ready to do battle on the freeways!

OneSpike #54 Posted 07 April 2015 - 07:55 PM

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One target you'll never bounce.

Gallant Prime #55 Posted 07 April 2015 - 08:08 PM

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Introducing the Environmental Smug Reducer:  Prius Death!

 

 

 

 

 

(Toyonda Pious)


 


Prince Mathieu1 #56 Posted 07 April 2015 - 08:10 PM

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Caption:

 

When I couldn't afford a legitimate WWII tank,

I made a DIY tank with my mom's car.



amercenary4life #57 Posted 07 April 2015 - 08:12 PM

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Mini maus meet mini elc
Every anime I have seen so far.

 


Megatron2323 #58 Posted 07 April 2015 - 08:37 PM

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View PostNiko Power WGA, on 06 April 2015 - 03:18 PM, said:

I’ve seen some interesting tanks and tank conversions over the years but this Smart Tank definitely takes the cake. This week, we want your best caption.

The Top 10 entries will get 750 gold!

 

 

Ah yes--the Panzer Fiat Mk. 4.  Now with parking assist.


 

 

 

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X1thebeast29X #59 Posted 07 April 2015 - 08:41 PM

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WG: New Content

 

Hello there tankers, are you ready for this brand new German tier 8 light tank, the Spähpanzer RU 251! An xbox eclusive adeptation of the PC tank, you can find this tank on the tech tree after the Aufkl. Panther. Due to its small size, this erm, tank features no packages to research and a decreased research cost! Sporting an 1800 lb weight meant for ramming, combine this with its great cammo rating and speed to get close to the enemy undetected, then ram them from behind. Artys everywhere will fear you!

 

Roll out tankers!


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Run3scaped #60 Posted 07 April 2015 - 08:42 PM

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Here is the image link. I made it myself and didn't want to mess up my post and risk losing.

http://imgur.com/EJ1Sipp


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